I would put a star wars joke

But I don't wanna force it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatTurtleguy1234
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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Disney just announced a Star Wars and Pirates of the Caribbean crossover

I'm looking forward to seeing Arrgghh-2-D2.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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Stars War
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πŸ‘€︎ u/drifloony
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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Which Star Wars character works in a restaurant?

Darth Waiter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Quick reference for Star Wars: Chewie is short for Chewbacca, Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi...

...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RKO-Cutter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Like in Star Wars, things will work out for you

With Luke on your side.

Always look on the light side of the life force.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimalexp
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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In honor of Star Wars Day (May The Fourth), here’s a themed dad joke!

Did you know the temperature of a Bacta tank is lukewarm?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusk118
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Just a reminder that it's only "Star Wars Day" if....

...you have a lisp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akambe
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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My son Luke loves it that we named all our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Our son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as an inspiration when naming our kids.

His sister Chewbacca is less thrilled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fibalcurva
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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My wife screamed at me, "You're obsessed with those Star Wars movies. I've had enough. I'm leaving you."

"May divorce be with you!!" I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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What do you call a neon sheep in the Star Wars universe?

A day-glo baa.

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Chewbacca of Star Wars was once a great baseball player in The Major Leagues. . . . . .

Seriously, he won Wookie of the year.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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I had a Wookie burger at a Star Wars cafe

It was a bit Chewie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majin_P
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Who stared as Han Solo in the Scandinavian remake of Star Wars?

Harrison Fjord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rufusjivefunk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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I've never seen star wars. Are these the names of the characters? reddit.com/gallery/ku5asv
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πŸ‘€︎ u/merppymerp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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My spouse left me because of my obsession with Star Wars.

Divorce is strong with this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match.

Every time the ball was delivered the Umpire struck back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeomanroach
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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My favorite Star Wars character is a philosopher
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamapizza
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What is the name of the big hairy guy in a redneck Star Wars remake?

Chewtobacca

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chromaseveral
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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I was at a Star Wars themed restaurant.....

I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.

The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What do you call a statue in the star wars shop?

Mannequin Skywalker.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Star wars celebrity names

Apologies if this breaks the rules however. My friends and I are making up names of star wars characters combined with celebrity names. So far we've come up with Darth spader, sith rogan, and obi wan kobe.

Any others we cant think of?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ogzombiela
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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A husband and wife were at a marriage counselor. The wife complained, "he only talks about Star Wars! I've had it. I'm leaving him!" The counselor turned to the husband: "well?"

The husband looked at his wife and said, "divorce is strong with this one."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,

Man, De Lorain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peterd3d
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Who’s Doc Brown’s favorite Star Wars character?

The Man-DeLorean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Star wars on the stairs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoJoMcFearson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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I have an odd attraction to a bounty hunter in Star Wars...

Guess I have a Boba Fetish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flylink63
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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My wife broke up with me at the star wars celebration. An anakin cosplayer came up to me, put his hand on my shoulder, and said...

May divorce be with you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I’m still single on Star Wars Day...

Apparently I’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/e3-po
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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Why can't Mike Tyson live in the Star Wars universe?

Because it's inhothpitable.

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The Star Wars series is coming out with a female villain

She'll be able to use the force to raise and lower things.

Her name will be Ella Vader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akamark
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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What's a Star Wars fans favorite dessert? Obi Wan Cannoli
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharpshooter228
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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In a vote for my favourite film of the Star Wars franchise ...

... β€˜Solo’ would win Hans down.

(I’m sure that’s been done before but it’s new to me. Sorry if that’s the case! Meanwhile I am trying to come up with a version about who shot first - Han or Greedo - but Solo had one Han up and the other under the table, so not both Hans and not really β€œdown” either. Shucks)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedBobRob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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The next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span.

His name is 80-HD.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_gregorio
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Star wars joke

Driving back from a cub scout hike with my kid, who's in the front seat for the first time and wanting really bad to be my wookie co-pilot.

Me: hey, it's more like you're my astromech.

Kid: no I'm not!

Me: R2!?!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boter2099
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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I want to tell a Star Wars joke...

But I’m afraid it would be too forced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.

My daughter Chewbacca not so much

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezzter88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop the Star Wars puns.

Divorce is strong with this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MazzukaMy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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I’m still single on Star Wars Day...

Apparently I’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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