[HELP] Need help coming up with a certain good pun info in desc.
Hi all, sorry for the unorthodox post, but i really need help coming up with a specific pun. You see, this girl called eve challenged me to think of a non-obvious pun for her name that is still good and so far the best i can think of is something to do with an apple(like out of the bible) any chance you could help out a brother in need? Any input welcome.
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I went to a Ford dealership the other day looking for a specific model. The salesman told me they didnβt have what I was looking for and that I wasnβt allowed to leave.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
I work as a tattoo artist in a wellness center making very specific designs and everyone get really surprised when I tell them that I'm also a doctor...
Nobody expects the Spa Niche Ink Physician.
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︎ Mar 01 2021
My wife doesn't share my view that insulting a specific water bird is a good idea.
I think we're going to have to agree to diss a grebe.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
My father died and requested to be buried at a specific farm.
He always told us one day he'd be a dead beet Dad.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...
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︎ Jan 13 2021
An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS...
He turns to his crewmate and says:
"Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."
The crewmate replies:
"In space no one can, here use cream."
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Did you hear about the fashionable scientist who can design your baby to your specifications?
They are always bragging about their designer jeans
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︎ Dec 16 2020
An answer in a listening test was "specific background material" and a classmate asked if it was ok to just write "background material"
The teacher said it had to be specific
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Not specifically a joke but....
Today my wife was making oatmeal cookies, and was getting rolled oats out of the cupboard. I adamantly told her to STOP and she can't use them yet. Grabbing them, I proceeded to walk across the kitchen, and roll them across the floor. "There. NOW you have rolled oats," I say. Only to receive a facepalm and to be told to get out of the kitchen...
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︎ Nov 29 2020
do you know why Obi-wan Kenobi is called general kenobi and not specific kenobi?
because the sith only deal in absolutes
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I told my son to go to the hardware store for 2 specific awls
"Go in there and get me 2 sorb awls"
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︎ Dec 02 2020
En garde!
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︎ Nov 26 2020
TIL Older forms of English kept Latinβs gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
She shouldβve been more specific
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︎ Jun 10 2020
Grow your own
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︎ Aug 24 2020
We've fought against 2020 all year
But in the end I guess 2021
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︎ Jan 01 2021
I found a specific hobby of adding alliteration to German philosophersβ names
Glad I found my Nietzsche niche
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︎ Jun 24 2020
My wife just informed me that βterrible twoβ refers to a kids in a specific developmental stage
And all this time thatβs how I always referred to my two kids at all times
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︎ May 27 2020
My son is learning about proper nouns and he said that a proper noun is specific thing and a common noun isn't. He said an Ocean is a common noun and the Pacific is a proper noun.
I look him dead in the eye and say, "What a Pacific example you just gave"
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︎ Apr 21 2020
This pun made me lose my mind
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︎ Oct 25 2020
I got so tired while climbing a tall mountain in Nepal.
I did not think I would Everest.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
You need a specific kind of humor
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sally...
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︎ Nov 22 2019
So apparently there's now a mutated virus specifically targeting people who have worthless, aggressive, mixed breed dogs.
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︎ Mar 16 2020
I have been diagnosed with a very specific type of Amnesia.
It causes me to deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
There is no Cure!
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︎ Dec 24 2019
Very specific indeed...
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︎ Nov 12 2019
What did Santa say to Mrs Clause when he saw a thunderstorm?
βLooks like rain dearβ
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︎ Dec 11 2020
We all know that Dracula is the #1 vampire and from Transylvania. But where is the #2 vampire from?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Did you know back in midevil Russia they had a specific hole that they would throw their rulers in for being too facetious
It was called the tsar chasm
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︎ Aug 27 2019
Ang meant to say specifically and was roasted in the family chat.
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︎ Jun 24 2019
$52.95 is an oddly specific amount of money...
But $52.94 is an evenly specific amount of money
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︎ Mar 16 2019
Mexican Coke is my favourite variety, especially because its from a specific area...
...guess that makes it a coke-lloquialism.
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︎ Jul 29 2019
A baby born now, in 2033, will be a...
Quaran-teen
Source: My local mechanic, bless his heart
http://imgur.com/gallery/XYWedTN
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︎ Jun 19 2020
I chose this vet for my dog specifically because of the puns
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︎ Dec 27 2018
My GPS is difficult to use whenever I try to look up specific coordinates.
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︎ Jun 25 2019
Hey dad. How big is the specific ocean?
I don't know son. Can you be more pacific?
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︎ Jun 17 2017
Meanwhile in the specific ocean
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︎ Sep 20 2018
The nurse called me and said, βUnder βmedical historyβ, we were hoping for something specific to you...β
You wrote down βFleming discovered penicillin in 1928.β
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︎ Mar 14 2019
The tour group visiting the capital of Italy did not have a specific agenda...
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︎ May 28 2019
I wrote my strategy for dealing with a specific set of circumstances in a notebook, but my friend wrapped it in aluminium paper.
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︎ Mar 03 2019
Did anyone wake up Green Day?
Hi, I was specifically requested on this day, October 1st, to wake up Green Day. Did anyone wake up Green Day?
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︎ Oct 01 2020
What do you call an intelligence test that asks you questions specifically about Japanese poems?
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︎ Oct 24 2018
My aim is to maybe be more specific one of these days.
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