While making pancakes for my sone today:

Son- Papa why was the pancake good at baseball?

Me- I don't know bud. Why?

So- it had a good Batter...

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👤︎ u/Yeoshua82
📅︎ Mar 12 2020
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I went into work early today and switched as many of the m and n keys as I could’ve.

Some might call me a monster, others a nomster

Edit: credit: u/Mr_PoodlePants. My b, forgot about this.

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Friend of mine posted this on Facebook

Working with dad today : Dad : 'here's sone earplugs mate. You're only getting two .'

Me: 'thats fine I only have two ears '

Dad :' not everyone has two ears you know , some people have three '

Me : ' like who ? '

Dad :' well captain kirk had one left ear , one right ear , and a final frontier '

And my disappointed face leads him into hysterics haha .

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👤︎ u/xecuter88
📅︎ Mar 07 2014
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My dad thinks he's a comedian.

Dad: "Hey a train just passed."

Me: "How do you know?"

Dad: "It left it's tracks. haahahaaaahhahaha"

I have been able to use this many times though so I should probably thank him.

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