skewbald
adjective: Having spots or patches of white on a coat of a color other than black.
noun: A skewbald animal, especially a horse.
adjective: Spotted in an irregular manner; piebald: used especially of horses.
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Posting this in case any of you are looking for something specific. I don't put everything available on me sell list.
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-Porcellio-
laevis Caramel
laevis Orange
laevis White
laevis Dairy Cow
laevis Milkback
laevis California Mix
laevis How Now
scaber Dalmatian
scaber Orange Dalmatian
scaber Lotto Mix
scaber Piebald
scaber Spanish Orange
scaber Lava
scaber Ghost
scaber Lemonade
scaber Skewbald Tri
scaber Orange Koi
scaber Koi
scaber Yellow Snow
scaber Orange Embers
scaber Red Calico
ornatus Yellow Dot
ornatus White Skirt
ornatus High Yellow
ornatus Chocolate High Yellow
ornatus Nord
ornatus Witches Brew
hoffmannseggi
hoffmannseggi Black
hoffmannseggi Chocolate
Sevilla
Valencia
silvestri
haasi High Yellow
haasi Light
haasi Giant
flavomarginatus
werneri
wagneri
bolivari
dilitatus
magnificus
lamellatus
Morocco
Morocco like barbate
Spiky Canary
expansus
spatulatus
nickelsi
incanus
sp White Antenna
spinicornis
-Armadillidium-
maculatum Color Mix
maculatum Chocolate
maculatum Yellow
maculatum Stripe
maculatum Spot
vulgare Orange Vigor
vulgare Punta Cana
vulgare Gem Mix
vulgare Magic Potion USA
vulgare Magic Potion Japan
vulgare T+ albino
vulgare T- albino
vulgare High Yellow
nasatum Wild Mix
nasatum Peach
nasatum Pearl
klugii Dubrovnik
klugii Montenegro
klugii Pudding
klugii Slano
peraccae
marbleized
frontirostre CG
gestroi
depressum
corcyraem
granulatum
pulchellum
werneri
werneri orange
sp Orange Stripe
insulare
versicolor Ceska
versicolor Polska
omblae Sandstone
-Cubaris-
iriomotensis
murina
murina Papaya
murina Glacier
Borneo
Pink Ducky
Rubber Ducky
Blonde Ducky
Panda King
Pak Chong
Orange Tiger
Silver Ghost
Red Tiger
Red Edge
Platin Tung Song
Blue Pigeon
White Pigeon
Purple Ghost
Purple Giant
Penguin
Other
Armadillo officinalis Orange Crush
Armadillo officinalis Israel
Armadillo officinalis Sicily
Armadillo officinalis Spain
Porcellionides pruinosis Powder Blue
Porcellionides pruinosis Powder Orange
Porcellionides pruinosis Whiteout
Porcellionides pruinosis Oreo Crumbles
Porcellionides pruinosis Orange Cream
Porcellionides pruinosis Silver Bullet
Porcellionides floria
Cylisticus convexus
Cylisticus convexus Ukraine Pied
Oniscus asellus
Maple BC
Mardi Gras
Trichorhina tomentosa
Key Largo
Nagurus cristatus
Niambia capensis
Venzillo parvus
Venzillo parvus Dalmatian
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A. granulatum $1 ea - .50 ea / 50+
A. sp Orange Stripe $1 ea
A. insulare $1 ea
A. vulgare Punta Cana $1 ea / .50 ea 50+
A. vulgare Gem Mix $1 ea
A. vulgare Orange Vigor $1 ea
A. vulgare Magic Potion USA $3 ea / $2 ea 20+
A. vulgare Magic Potion Japan $3 ea/$2 ea 20+
A. vulgare T+ albino $2 ea / $1.50 ea 20+
A. vulgare T- albino $5 ea
A. vulgare Wild Type .50 ea
A. maculatum Yellow Zebra $10 ea.
A. maculatum Stripe $1 ea
A. maculatum Chocolate $2 ea
A. nasatum Wild Type .50 ea
A. peraccae $1 ea - .50 ea / 50+
A. klugii Montenegro $3 ea
A. klugii Dubrovnik $3 ea
A. klugii Pudding $3 ea
A. klugii Slano $3 ea
A. corcyraem $2 ea
A. gestroi $2 ea / $1.50 ea 20+
A. frontirostre CG $1 ea / .50 ea / 50+
A. espanyoli Marbleized $2 ea
A. werneri $4 ea
C. murina $1 ea - .75 ea / 20+
C. murina Papaya $3 ea / $2 ea 20+
C. murina Glacier $10 ea
C. sp Panda King $5 ea
C. sp Pak Chong $7 ea
C. sp Red Tiger $10 ea
C. sp Red Edge $4 ea
C. sp Rubber Ducky $10 ea
C. sp Pink Ducky $10 ea
C. sp Blue Pigeon $10 ea
C. sp Platin Tung Song $5 ea
C. sp Borneo $1 ea - .75 ea / 20+
P. laevis Caramel $1 ea - .50 ea / 50+
P. laevis Dairy Cow $1 ea - .50 ea / 50+
P. laevis Milkback $1 ea - .50 ea / 50+
P. laevis Orange $1 ea - .50 ea / 50+
P. scaber Dalmatian mix $1 ea - .50 ea / 50+
P. scaber Lotto Mix $1 ea
P. scaber Piebald $1 ea culls .50 ea
P. scaber Orange Koi $2 ea
P. scaber Koi $2 ea
P. scaber Lava $2 ea
P. scaber Spanish Orange $1 ea - .50 ea / 50+
P. scaber Ghost $2 ea
P. scaber Skewbald Tri $3 ea
P. scaber Lemonade $3 ea
P. scaber Red Calico $1 ea
P. flavomarginatus $7 ea
P. ornatus High Yellow $5 ea
P. ornatus White Skirt $4 ea
P. ornatus Chocolate High Yellow $4 ea
P. bolivari $8 ea
P. hoffmannseggi $5 ea
P. hoffmannseggi Black $6 ea
P. werneri $10 ea
P. lamellatus $1 ea
P. incanus $1 ea
P. sp Like Barbate $4 ea
P. silvestri $4 ea
P. pruinosis Powder Blue $1-.50ea/50+
P. pruinosis Whiteout $1-.50ea/50+
P. pruinosis Powder Orange $1-.50ea/50+
P. pruinosis Oreo Crumbles $1-.50ea/50+
P. pruinosis Orange Cream $4 ea
P. pruinosis Color Mix $1 ea
P. floria $1-.50 ea/50+
C. convexus .50 ea - .20 ea / 50+ .10 ea 500+
C. convexus Pied $2 ea / $1.50 ea 20+
A. lentus .50 ea
A. lentus Persimmon $3 ea
M. Vietnam $7 ea
N. sp Shiro Utsuri $8 ea
I. sp Capira $10 ea
A. sp Thai $3 ea
O. asellus .50 ea
O. asellus BC Maple $4 ea
T. sp Balkan Giant $4 ea
A. floridana $1 ea
I. sp Tarrogona $1 ea
N. capens
... keep reading on reddit β‘Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Mathematical puns makes me number
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Sell
A. granulatum $1 ea - .50 ea / 50+
A. sp Orange Stripe $1 ea
A. insulare $1 ea
A. vulgare Punta Cana $1 ea / .50 ea 50+
A. vulgare Gem Mix $1 ea
A. vulgare Orange Vigor $1 ea
A. vulgare Magic Potion USA $3 ea / $2 ea 20+
A. vulgare Magic Potion Japan $3 ea/$2 ea 20+
A. vulgare T+ albino $2 ea / $1.50 ea 20+
A. vulgare T- albino $5 ea
A. vulgare Wild Type .50 ea
A. maculatum Yellow Zebra $10 ea.
A. maculatum Stripe $1 ea
A. maculatum Chocolate $2 ea
A. nasatum Wild Type .50 ea
A. peraccae $1 ea - .50 ea / 50+
A. klugii Montenegro $3 ea
A. klugii Dubrovnik $3 ea
A. klugii Pudding $3 ea
A. klugii Slano $3 ea
A. corcyraem $2 ea
A. gestroi $2 ea / $1.50 ea 20+
A. frontirostre CG $1 ea / .50 ea / 50+
A. espanyoli Marbleized $2 ea
A. werneri $4 ea
C. murina $1 ea - .75 ea / 20+
C. murina Papaya $3 ea / $2 ea 20+
C. murina Glacier $10 ea
C. sp Panda King $5 ea
C. sp Pak Chong $7 ea
C. sp Red Tiger $10 ea
C. sp Red Edge $4 ea
C. sp Rubber Ducky $10 ea
C. sp Pink Ducky $10 ea
C. sp Blue Pigeon $10 ea
C. sp Platin Tung Song $5 ea
C. sp Orange Tiger $30 ea
C. sp Borneo $1 ea - .75 ea / 20+
P. laevis Caramel $1 ea - .50 ea / 50+
P. laevis Dairy Cow $1 ea - .50 ea / 50+
P. laevis Milkback $1 ea - .50 ea / 50+
P. laevis Orange $1 ea - .50 ea / 50+
P. scaber Dalmatian mix $1 ea - .50 ea / 50+
P. scaber Lotto Mix $1 ea
P. scaber Piebald $1 ea culls .50 ea
P. scaber Orange Koi $2 ea
P. scaber Koi $2 ea
P. scaber Lava $2 ea
P. scaber Spanish Orange $1 ea - .50 ea / 50+
P. scaber Ghost $2 ea
P. scaber Skewbald Tri $3 ea
P. scaber Lemonade $3 ea
P. scaber Red Calico $1 ea
P. flavomarginatus $7 ea
P. ornatus High Yellow $5 ea
P. ornatus White Skirt $4 ea
P. ornatus Chocolate High Yellow $4 ea
P. bolivari $8 ea
P. hoffmannseggi $5 ea
P. hoffmannseggi Black $6 ea
P. werneri $10 ea
P. lamellatus $1 ea
P. sp Sevilla $2 ea
P. incanus $1 ea
P. sp Like Barbate $4 ea
P. silvestri $4 ea
P. pruinosis Powder Blue $1-.50ea/50+
P. pruinosis Whiteout $1-.50ea/50+
P. pruinosis Powder Orange $1-.50ea/50+
P. pruinosis Oreo Crumbles $1-.50ea/50+
P. pruinosis Orange Cream $4 ea
P. pruinosis Color Mix $1 ea
P. floria $1-.50 ea/50+
C. convexus .50 ea - .20 ea / 50+ .10 ea 500+
C. convexus Pied $2 ea / $1.50 ea 20+
A. lentus .50 ea
A. lentus Persimmon $3 ea
M. Vietnam $7 ea
N. sp Shiro Utsuri $8 ea
I. sp Capira $10 ea
A. sp Thai $3 ea
O. asellus .50 ea
O. asellus BC Maple $4 ea
T. sp Balkan Giant $4 ea
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