I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Gusto ko lang magrant. I just told her that a dictator is not a hero, that I do not support a son's dictator and that I would campaign for someone that I think would properly take care of the Philippine nation-state.
Sana naman di niya sinama yung university ko sa usapang to. Hindi kami NPA, okay?
While I was ranting about this to my friend I just found myself crying kasi ang sakit palang mapagsabihan ng NPA ka for the first time and galing pa sa lola mo. Anyways, nireready na ata ako ng society to the many challenges that a person like me would have to face.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Hi, I just want to share, and I want to know your perspective about this. Please don't judge.
Sa abroad ako nakatira with my adopted parents. Pina ampon ako nung baby palang ako. Yung biological family ko ay mahirap lang pero madaming anak at ako ang bunso. Bata palang ako ay tinutukso na ako na "ampon" ng relatives ko at mga ibang tao. Alam ko na simula bata palang ako na ampon ako... it hurts deep inside pero hindi ko masyadong inisip dahil sobrang mahal ako ng adopted parents ko.
Never ko naisip yung biological family ko as my "real family" kasi hindi ako sakanila lumaki, and for me, kamag anak ko lang sila.
So the thing is, sinama yung isa kong biological sister sa abroad, at sya yung naging prime breadwinner nila. Ako naman, never ko inisip na mag padala sakanila kasi nga I didn't think na may responsibilidad ako sakanila, pero ramdam ko na gusto nila ako obligahin. Take note: Puro lalaki sila pero ni isa walang matinong work. At pinag aral din sila ng adopted parents ko, pero nagbulakbol kaya walang natapos.
Bumili ng bahay yung sister ko sa pinas para sa kanila, (hulugan) which I warned her beforehand na hindi pa nya kaya dahil nag aaral pa sya and walang matinong trabaho, minimum wage, 30K student debt. Walang mga trabaho mga kapatid, in short siya lang inaasahan. But they never listened, kumuha parin sila, kahit na may bahay sila which is binenta nila, pero agad nawala yung pera, pinambayad ng utang.
Tinatawag ako na anak pero again, I never really felt it sincerely. They never really ask kung kumusta ako, at ginagawa lang nila yun pag manghihingi sila ng pera or pag gipit sila. Reminder ulit: puro lalaki sila at malalaki ang katawan. Ako naman nagbibigay kung meron pero hindi ko parin naisip na may responsibilidad ako sakanila.
Nagbibigay ako saknila earlier this year ng 250$/month kasi naawa ako sa ate ko, (tinatadtad nila ng message para dagdagan. So the thing is, naghahati kami sa padala.
So they started guilt-tripping me, kesyo magpasalamat daw ako kasi pinaampon ako kaya maganda buhay ko ngayon, kesyo mahirap din daw ako katulad nila kung hindi ako pina ampon. It's so unfair na masabihan ng ganun. Nag shshare din ako sa adopted parents ko ng rent, may bills ako, student debt of almost 15K, and I only work part time. Tapos sila, nagrereklamo kasi wala daw sila mahanap na work kasi pandemic, e pre-pandemic naka nga nga na talaga sila. Hindi marunong mag handle ng pera. Many times I offered them help, that I will open a sari sari s
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