Last weekend I had tickets to go see Timmy, the Yodeling Shetland Pony.
Unfortunately, Timmy has to cancel. He was a little hoarse.
A Shetland pony walks into a bar...
He's coughing and spluttering. With a strained voice, he asks the bartender for a glass of water, and thirstily guzzles down the entire glass in one go.
"You must have really needed that!" said the bartender, "Do you feel any better?"
"Well, I'm still a little hoarse..."
Did you hear about the Shetland pony with a cold?
He was a little hoarse.
Last weekend I had concert tickets to go see Timmy, the Yodeling Shetland Pony.
Unfortunately Timmy had to cancel. He was a little hoarse.
Last weekend I had tickets to go see Timmy the yodeling Shetland pony.
Unfortunately, Timmy had to cancel. He was a little hoarse.
