A list of puns related to "Shanghai Maglev Train"
A superconductor
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
It chew chews it!?
Credit: My 3 year old, who validated the joke through my 6 year old.
I'm not sure, but I bet he had a loco motive.
On my desk, I have a work station.
It leaves its tracks
(Told to me by my dad many moons ago)
they have loco motives
With their engine ears.
Then how can it choo choo?
Complements of my 6 year old.
What should I do in the meantime?
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Pokemon.
It likes the choo choo
At the "Yo, Joe!"
It must have had a locomotive.
Baboom.
"OK, you know where the door is," he said.
"No, I don't," I replied.
I said "I don't know... it's hard to keep track"
Two too!
With its engine ears.
Imagine Dragons :)
Can Deliver.
Secretly (when my wife was out), I'd ask her "who do you love more?", and praise her when she said "dadda!". This has been going on for weeks now.
The other day, my wife got home and I wanted to show her my little 'trick'. So I asked our daughter, "Who do you love more?", in which case she replied "dadda!" and ran towards my wife (which is very clearly her favourite btw).
My wife, who didn't care much for the new thing I taught our daughter, bent down and picked her up to cuddle with her. Her facial expression changed a bit, then she laughed. She looked at me and said "well, she ran to me as she said that, and her diaper is full... so clearly she was full of crap when she said that!"
My wife is now in on the dad jokes and won this one!
Edit: Bolded the text to emphasize what part of this story was the dad joke...
Final Edit: My wife was surprised at how much this blew up! She says thanks to everyone, but she has no idea what the awards are for (since she doesnโt use Reddit). ๐
I guess I'm just a bad conductor.
They both fight in formation.
No, he covered his tracks.
(Thought of this this morning go easy on me!)
It went off without a hitch
They can never find a root.
Now everyone's mad it runs fast.
Because they Chewchew
He was chuffed to bits
It's called Running With The Breville
He had an incredible ability to heel
It left its tracks
That's when I knew that we weren't going to work out.
A monkey was sitting on the train tracks waiting for a train. When a train ran over its tail the monkey said, "It won't be long now!"
A chew chew train
Chew! Chew!
Training them to make withdrawals just seems a bit too far fetched.
They just pick things up as they go along.
He said "I'm going to choo choo"
Heโs a Bordeaux collie
He asked the coach, โWhat number shirt am I?โ
The coach said โWear four out there, Romeoโ.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
I said, โIโm not sure. Itโs so hard to keep track.โ
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
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