10 Hilarious Serpentize Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My girlfriend owns a bit of a golden Nile serpent...

She has a nice piece of asp!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jan 01 2021

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What do you call a snake that works for the government?

A Civil Serpent.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Jan 03 2021

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I gave my pet snake some glasses.

Now he's a see serpent.

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👤︎ u/OtherwiseKnownAsSam

📅︎ Dec 23 2019

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Does anyone know puns about cobras?

Because I serpently don't.

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👤︎ u/IncompotentCyborg

📅︎ Aug 28 2018

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What do you call a reptilian butler?

A serpent.

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👤︎ u/Pdonkey

📅︎ Dec 24 2018

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What do you call a snake that works for the government?

A civil serpent

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👤︎ u/Shoryuha

📅︎ Sep 23 2019

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Do you know any puns about snakes?

Because I serpently don't.

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👤︎ u/IncompotentCyborg

📅︎ Dec 23 2018

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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A Civil Serpent

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👤︎ u/X-pertNinja

📅︎ Sep 01 2017

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What do you call a snake that works for the government?

A civil serpent.

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👤︎ u/RestlessDiesel

📅︎ Dec 24 2017

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What do you call a snake that works for the gov’t?

A civil serpent

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👤︎ u/afetian

📅︎ Jan 23 2018

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