I'm an author and I'm launching a series of books aimed at 10-12 year olds

One of these days I might actually hit one of those little buggers

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/No_Gray_Area
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I've been writing a series of books about decibels...

I'm currently on volume 5

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/cotswoldboy
šŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Iā€™m going to write a book about guns written in a series of journal entries.

It will be written in a pistol-ary format

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/manestroni43
šŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2022
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I lost my copy of the first book in Michael Grant's best-selling novel series

It's Gone

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/jmang00
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Someone has published a bunch of classic dad joke book titles

Stumbled upon these books and thought this would be the spot to share. Here are the titles available:

Rusty Bed Spring by I.P. Knightley

Bubbles in the Bath by Ivor Windybottom

Big Fart by Hugh Jass

Complete Protologist Handbook by Ben Dover

Caulking Made Easy by Phil McKrevis

Series of Books

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/OrdinaryCredit
šŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2022
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These puns are Capital!

So I had a productive day at work coming up with these Capital City puns a year ago today. Thought they were too good not to share!

Why did the Geordie arrange a holiday to Romania?

To book a rest!

Bob Mortimer was speaking to his comedy partner's wife saying he wanted to take him on a piss up to Iceland. When asked why he said:

I want to wreck ya vic!

Why should you never let a man go swimming in Finland with weights on his ankles?

Coz He'll sinky

What do people most commonly use toilet paper for in Bandar Seri Begawan?

Their Brunei

Catwoman bet her male counterpart he couldn't pronouce the capitol of Nepal. But cat man do.

Why was the Polish man rubbing his bollocks? Coz they warsaw.

I just came up with a cracking pun for Japan. Alas, all the wife could say was "What Tokyo so long?"

The ex Mrs McCartney got naked in East Germany in the 80s. She was known for years in the area as Bare-lin

Cheap flights to Russia still available! Book now! Everything Moscow!

The people of Bahamas think learning Capitol cities is Nassau important

The people of the Netherlands had a need to build a water driven power station as well as an overabundance of pork products. So they used 'Ams to Dam a river.

A husband and wife in the Phillipines were both very, very unwell. The woman was sick, but the man iller.

What's the average Senegalian's favoured mode of transport? Da car

Have you heard about the talking cat in Somalia that only throws insults? The Moggy Diss you

They are obsessed with John Cleese in Uruguay. They love a video of Fawlty towers almost as much as they love a Montevideo

People from Vietnam Hanoi the hell outta me

Rain storms are very rare in Zambia, but in Zimbabwe they Harera

Before you do a joke about Macedonia, let me Skopje right there

I've heard Swedish Ikea workers get stuff for free, they can just take Stockholm

If you are trying to eat Halal in Pakistan, Islamabad or good choice?

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Spoghead
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My fiancee set up my dad perfectly

My youngest sister's birthday party was the other day, and a couple of her gifts were two books from the "Divergent" series. So my Grandmother asked her "What are all the books called?"

Sister: "Well, there's Divergent, Insurgent, Allegiant..."

Fiancee: "Detergent..."

Dad: "No, that's the clean version."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/blindfire40
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Why do elephants have Big Ears?

Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

*of you don't know the 'Noddy' series of books by Enid Blyton, you may not get it... I'm probably also showing my age.

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Daughter: "Dad, don't go to work so we can keep reading together."

(Just started book one of the Potter series)

Wife: "Harry back."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Debakeybovie
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I'm launching a series of books aimed at kids.

Hopefully I'll hit one of them.

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