My friend knows just who he can trust in the seedy part of town to get him safe candy and sweets...

He has treat smarts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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A seedy setup
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πŸ‘€︎ u/3linked
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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A seedy criminal imgur.com/91XQu3h
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBrownGames
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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I once stayed at a really seedy motel.

I called the front desk, and told them, "I got a leak in my sink".

They told me "go ahead".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IdonJuanTatalya
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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I was going to make a bread joke instead of a cake day joke...

On reflection though, I don’t knead to as it would be seedy, half baked, would get me rolled, wouldn’t involve me using my loaf and would leave me open to all sort of bread based buns...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Apple as a company does a lot of good things

but at their core they are seedy as hell.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Half our class is gone so it’s a free period
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoppablefish8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Why shouldn’t you trust watermelons

They’re seedy

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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This watermelon is from the wrong side of the tracks

It’s seedy.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Strobbery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paree10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2017
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I started teaching my son the alphabet

But after the first two letters, it seemed a little β€œseedy”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fizzgigmcarthur
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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My friend told me that melons always have huge weddings

And he said the reason is because they cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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I don't trust farms.

The whole business practice seems seedy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zigbigidorlu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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I sometimes drop flower seeds in my neighbors flower beds.

Sow seedy of me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gardeningnovice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Why didn't the melons get married in Las Vegas?

Because they were "cant-elope"!

Just thought of this one tonight having a late-night pregnancy craving for cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shit_in_2017
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2017
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The watermelon is admitted without question into many households although...

it is always very seedy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghstmnky
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Why don't women like the letter A?

Because A be seedy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Availe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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I don't trust everything bagels

They seem a little seedy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/59snomeld
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2016
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I'm not against GMOs or anything...

But Monsanto is a pretty seedy company

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A disreputable friend of mine became a florist.

It sounds like a seedy business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crimote22
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2015
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Berry funny

My friend: I’ve just eaten 500g of strawberries.Β Β I don't feel so good. Me: would you say you're feeling... seedy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B00kish76
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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Why are birds so perverted?

They prefer to hang around seedy places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2015
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Carving pumpkins with my wife

Wife: "These pumpkins don't have many seeds in them" Me: "That's because they are good pumpkins" Wife: "????" Me: "They aren't seedy" Wife: eyeroll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidTigerFan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2015
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While eating blackberry cobbler

"I've never really trusted blackberries....

There's just something seedy about them."

The wife groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/accordingtoben
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2015
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