Secretive Puns

A list of puns related to "Secretive"

I've just won an award for being the most secretive person of the year.

I can't tell you how proud that makes me.

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👤︎ u/TwoMoreDays
📅︎ Apr 06 2021
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Who was the knight that was very secretive?

Sir Reptitious

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👤︎ u/earth_humanoid
📅︎ May 14 2021
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Who's the most secretive Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

Donatello

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👤︎ u/supra_elongata
📅︎ May 14 2021
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I'm not usually secretive when it comes to base units.

But there is one that makes me KG.

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👤︎ u/incredibleinkpen
📅︎ Apr 30 2021
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I’ve just been voted the most secretive person in the whole world

I can’t tell you how much this means to me

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👤︎ u/justbeatitTTD
📅︎ Mar 06 2021
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I won the "Most Secretive Guy" award in our office today.

I can't tell you how much this award means to me

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👤︎ u/EdwinDaPenguin
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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What is Russias most secretive insect ?

Cagey Bee.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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Why was the local fly population afraid of the secretive snake charmer?

Because he was Asp-hider

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👤︎ u/THE_SENTIENT_THING
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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You know what's secretive?

Glands. Glands are secretive.

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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My next door Russian neighbor is very secretive about the honeycombs in his backyard.

He might be a cagey bee agent.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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What do you call a secretive pancake?

Crepe-tic

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👤︎ u/_pwomp_
📅︎ Jun 28 2018
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Schrödinger was very secretive about the design of his experiment.

He didn't want to let the cat out of the bag.

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👤︎ u/rc538
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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What is so secretive about being in bed?

You're undercover.

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👤︎ u/Dopebear
📅︎ Apr 24 2017
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I hear that bakers are real secretive

They only share recipes on a knead to know basis.

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👤︎ u/charismaticleader
📅︎ Dec 02 2013
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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.

I can't tell you how much this award means to me.

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👤︎ u/dandan_56
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.

I can't tell you how much this award means to me.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” in the office.

I can’t tell you how much this award means to me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” they ever met.

I can’t tell you how much this means to me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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I was voted by my coworkers as the “Most Secretive Guy” in the office.

I can’t tell how much this means to me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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For the 3rd year in a row I've been voted most secretive guy in the office

I can't tell you how much this means to me

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👤︎ u/rotimi_babalola
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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