"Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?"

"No, thanks. We'll pass."

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That super bowl was so good

It was the best one I've seen all year

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📅︎ Feb 02 2015
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I was dad-joked during the football game tonight

I was watching the Seattle Seahawks play against the Green Bay Packers tonight, and Derrick Coleman was shown on TV. I turned to my dad, "That's the deaf football player, right?"

Him "Huh?"

Me "That football player is deaf, right?"

Him " What?" As he held his hand up to his ear.

God damn it dad.

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👤︎ u/Redhot128
📅︎ Sep 05 2014
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Girlfriend's Dad dropped this one talking about Superbowl

GF: How did the Seahawks win yesterday?

GF's Dad: They scored more points.

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Super Bowl Edition

Dad: Since the Seahawks came out to U2 music they will win.

Me: Wal-Mart had four copies of the Joshua Tree on vinyl. What a waste.

Dad: I'll buy one tomorrow... with or without you.

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