Sea World Puns

A list of puns related to "Sea World"

Did you know they used to play Rocky IV at Sea World to get the animals pumped for their training sessions?

They tried using the other Rocky films to get them motivated, but apparently Rocky IV was the only one they responded to.

Probably because it's the one with Dolph in.

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👤︎ u/CipaterGrey
📅︎ Jan 07 2023
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How come nobody was eating the cookies in the Sea World breakroom?

Because the seal was loose.

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👤︎ u/Wippwipp
📅︎ Nov 23 2022
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Why did somebody steal an orca from sea world?

They were tired of living life without a porpoise.

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👤︎ u/Moatesy
📅︎ Jun 20 2022
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Why was Sea World closed?

For training porpoises.

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👤︎ u/Stephenf1234
📅︎ Apr 25 2022
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My kids were having an ethical discussion about SeaWorld and I had to remind them..

If they didn't have any dolphins they wouldn't have a porpoise.

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👤︎ u/TimothyLux
📅︎ Jan 06 2022
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At SeaWorld, there is apparently a single brush that they would use to clean all of the dolphins.

It was a multi-porpoise tool.

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👤︎ u/L_Circe
📅︎ Nov 10 2021
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I went to Sea World and they videoed me as I signed the waiver.

They said it was for training porpoises!

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👤︎ u/VerbalAcrobatics
📅︎ Jan 16 2022
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I don't see the point in a SeaWorld without dolphins...

I mean, is there even a porpoise?

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👤︎ u/frasaco
📅︎ Sep 14 2021
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Just phoned Sea World to see what time they opened.

They told me the call was being recorded for training porpoises.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jun 18 2021
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Did you hear about the SeaWorld trainer that was caught molesting the sea cows?

He was arrested for crimes against huge manatees.

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👤︎ u/Evilmd
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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My life has gone downhill since I stopped working at SeaWorld

I just can't seem to find any porpoise.

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👤︎ u/BearHands263
📅︎ Apr 04 2018
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What do orca whales at sea world use to wash themselves?

Shampu

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👤︎ u/vanillathunda1989
📅︎ Aug 10 2020
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Why did the evil billionaire build his own SeaWorld?

Merely for entertainment porpoises.

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👤︎ u/jty87
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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When we were in Orlando, my family wanted to go to SeaWorld.

But I failed to see the porpoise.

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Jan 27 2020
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Did you hear about the sea world employee who was satisfied with her job?

She really served a porpoise.

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👤︎ u/skydaddy_music
📅︎ Oct 23 2018
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The animal trainers at SeaWorld have made some mistakes

But when they work with dolphins they do it on porpoise

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👤︎ u/MexElf
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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How do you get the attention of those camping out for the opening of a new SeaWorld?

For all in tents and porpoises...

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👤︎ u/Homelesmushroom
📅︎ Mar 07 2013
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Never leave a message at the Sea World hotline.

They might use your call for training porpoises.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 21 2018
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Went to SeaWorld and got splashed by dolphins

Pretty sure they did it on porpoise.

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👤︎ u/SithTwinsPicandGorc
📅︎ May 28 2019
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Just heard this one from the guy behind me talking about going to Sea World for spring break...

Son: Hey I want to go to Sea World!

Dad: Okay lets go!

He walks out with his son to the backyard.

Son: What are we doing here?

Dad: Look you can see the world from right here!

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👤︎ u/TheGreatFez
📅︎ Mar 03 2015
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Did you hear about the dolphin at Sea World that is now used for underwater rescues?

He was reporpoised

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👤︎ u/cowhunter101
📅︎ Mar 23 2018
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I wanted to go to sea world the other day.

So I called Sea World to buy some tickets but just got the recorded message “your call may be used for training porpoises...”

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👤︎ u/althamaj
📅︎ Dec 27 2017
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How did the combat medic get hired at SeaWorld?

He told them he was a marine biologist

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👤︎ u/RoboChrist
📅︎ Jun 25 2015
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How do we save the orcas in Sea World?

Through the underground whale road

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👤︎ u/JustNovember
📅︎ Jun 28 2016
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Sea World just started a program where you get to camp with dolphins.

They say it's safe for all in tents and porpoises.

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👤︎ u/DweadPiwateWoberts
📅︎ Dec 26 2015
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My dad on sea world laying people off

Dad: did you see that sea world is laying off some of their employees?

Me: yeah! They laid off the mimes at The Clyde and Seymour show!

Dad: you know why right?

Me: no, why?

Dad: cause they couldn't say anything about it...

Groans all around

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👤︎ u/Rockledgeskater
📅︎ Jan 02 2015
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What do they call Sea World in Mexico?

Yes World.

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👤︎ u/ms_steaks
📅︎ Jan 31 2016
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