A list of puns related to "Script A"
It's a play on words
It was a hard shell.
It turns out there is already a film called "Footloose".
Its a play on words
Now its a trans-script
Itβd be my screenplay on words
I don't have the guts to break to them that it was all for a play on words.
The plot revolves around an MD whose patients all have unusual symptoms and need to be seen by a specialist.
Working title: REFER MADNESS
Last Tango in Paris!
It was a play on Word.
Think I could tailor Swift?
Apparently it was due to start filming this year but writing the script was taking longer than expected as every time they finished a line it would disappear.
I was telling my wife a story about a programmer that was able to run a computer script on a Coffee Machine.
It would brew the coffee for the person exactly as they reached the machine, my wife jokingly said, "he speaks computer coffee."
That is when Dad Joke came in and I said, you could say that he speaks Java.
She walked outside without saying anything and stared at the yard for a while.
"Doc, I haven't pooped in a week! Please help!"
Doc says sure, and writes him a prescription for a weeks worth of suppositories.
Man comes back the next day, "doc, I took the entire script last night, but nothing happened!"
The doc is shocked, as in his experience suppositories are very effective, and after taking a weeks worth he should have definitely had a BM. Oh well, the doc thinks, and gives him another weeks worth.
Guy comes back the next day. The doc says incredulously, "you've taken 2 weeks worth of suppositories in 2 days, and nothing happened?!?! What are you doing with them, eating them?!?!"
The man replies, "What'd you expect me to do with them, Shove 'em up my ass?!?!"
I don't know if this would normally be considered a dad joke, but it's my dad's favorite joke so I think it should count.
They cut it from the script because it was too much of a buzzkill.
So, today was my CNC class. For those that don't know what CNC is, it's basically the computer programming, and execution of automated machining and manufacturing. To program it, there is a very long script you have to write to tell the machine what to do.
He was reviewing his own code in front of the whole class, when he realized something, he's missing an R-plane. He says "Where is my R-plane?" I respond, "Probably at the R-port"
Scene: We are preparing for Trick or Treating tomorrow and picked out her costume. It included gloves in the costume.
Her: We need to go to the store so I can get different gloves for the costume.
Me: Didn't it come with gloves?
Her: Yes, but they didn't fit. . . Like a glove. . .
Me: Oh. Good. Lord.
Post Script. She knew she dad joked because after she asked, "Get it? Fit like a glove. . ."
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