You know what I wanna do once I graduate from nursing school?

Be a midhusband

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anxiouscuke
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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So I told my dad i was applying for nursing school...

Dad: I'm sure you 'll make a great farmer Me:i said nursing Dad: oh. Either way I'm sure you'll be out standing in your field. Me... Thanks dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akumite
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2014
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Accepted to Nursing School... this is what I got... imgur.com/BeFKtlY
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eflaves
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2014
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Born to be an anesthesiologist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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College Tour Dad Joke

Was giving tours of various buildings at my university this morning, one of the rotations was our Nursing building.

A mom asked β€œIs this Nursing school harder to get into than others?”

Looking confused, I opened and closed the door a little bit before saying β€œNah, the door’s not that heavy”

Literally all the dads laughed while the moms and their children collectively groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blacksplosiveness
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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My old highschool teacher must be a great dad

During class

Student: My arm hurting me, can I go see the school nurse?

Teacher: If your arm is hurting you, you should throw it in jail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dividinq
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2016
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Bowels

My SO is in nursing school and a friend from class came over to study.

Me: Hey what're you studying?

SO: Bowels.

Me: Vowels?

SO: No, B-O-W-E-L-S

Me: Oh yeah, A, E, I, O, POO, and sometimes Y

SO: :/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyMindsOnGuac
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2015
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