Scarve Puns

A list of puns related to "Scarve"

My wife tried to order an exotic snake online, but when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves...

Looks like the boa cons tricked her...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 13 2020
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Why do hipsters wear scarves in the summer?

They want to wear them before its cool.

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
📅︎ Dec 04 2016
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The Wife: "I got a side job sewing infinity scarves."

Me: When will it end?

Wife: What do you mean?

She laughed a minute later.

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👤︎ u/iciclebeard
📅︎ Dec 02 2014
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My time in the mafia served me well

I got so good with scarves, they started calling me scarf ace.

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👤︎ u/Uglyoldbob
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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My grandma watched Scarface for the first time and seemed confused and disappointed.

She said, “The guy knew nothing about scarves.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 09 2018
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