Yeah. Elongate could stretch out forever.
I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal….
Elon-gate would be really drawn out.
Elongate
Investi-gate.
They refused to be drawn on the matter, however.
Turns out they were skimming a bit off the top.
I heard they're going to give him a really tough sentence...
Talking amongst the office about current events and the Matt Gaetz scandal came up.
Coworker "An older guy in power taking advantage of young women? That's a tale as old as time..."
Me "From what I've seen the tail wasn't even 18..."
Lots of people would have eaten ass without realizing it
Because Elon-gate will go on forever.
... and you still hate him now. But now he's an official resident of Florida and I may see him differently now. I've seen a lot of hate thrown his way, but this guy is a consistent winner and an overachiever. That's what the people who support him love about him. Yes, there have been some scandals. Yes, there have been some lies and maybe a few times he's twisted the truth to make himself look better. He's out there everyday proving those haters wrong time after time. Call it jealously, call it envy. Some people just can't handle how successful he is and how much money he has. They could even be jealous that he's got a hot, foreign model as his wife. You may not have wanted him in this role, but he's there now and there is nothing you or I can do about it. I know it'll possibly get worse over the next several days, but like him or not, Tom Brady is turning things around in Tampa Bay.
They were liming their pockets.
They're calling it ElonGate.
He refused to step down!
They're nun too pleased.
Elongate is really a stretch.
Hopefully, their future robots and A.I. will be more PC.
He should have known it was not the right Tom to Have her for dessert.
Elongate.
Apparently some toothpaste companies are on Santa's naughty list. Many are calling it the Coalgate Scandal.
He said "That's Busch league!"
Talking about the condition of one of the power saws at work (construction):
Boss: Do you know if that saw is working properly now? Did (coworker) manage to fix it?
Me: Yeah, it's running now, only problem it that it doesn't cut any longer...
Boss: Huh?
Me: Yeah, it only cuts shorter.
The original conversation was not in English, but the pun works in my native language too.
Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide...
I was asking my friend about a word I couldn't remember.
Me: Hey, what's a synonym for affair?
(The word was scandal)
Him: Carnival?
In regards to Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and the cocaine and drunken stupor scandal...
My dad: "Rob's Ford should be recalled"
slow clap
Edit: spelling
While watching the pre-Oscars red carpet:
Girlfriend: "Kerry Washington's dress is really boring"
Me: "I guess you'd call that a...Scandal."
I just imagine Elon-Gate would be really drawn out....
Elon-gate would be really drawn out
ElonGate would be really drawn out.
Elongate would really stretch on.
Lots of people would have eaten ass without realizing it
