I’ve finally found a place to work where I can just be average...

It’s a satis-factory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OutlawRugby
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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With so much madness in the world today, I'm trying hard to Compose myself...

But I'm going to need a minuet to get a Handel on things, so please Holst on. There's no Haydn from reality, even if I can't stanza much more. I'm guessing the current madness originated in Britten - possibly during the Brahms age. Alas, I'm so Bizet writing my Chopin Liszt I will have to get Bach to you later when I'm Abel to compose my thoughts on how to overcome. GRRRRR.... I keep forgetting to purchase rainbow Schubert and must write that down. I also have to fix my microwave which Baroque earlier today when my son tried to Satie some vegetables. I do wish he would've refrained. Oh, I still have to go to the Barber as well. But, I digress... Once the madness calms down I hope y'all can Ravel in the moment. If you don't understand it, though, that's okay - it's all Grieg to me and I don't want to cause y'all any additional Strauss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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What do you call a building that produces items that are ok, but not really anything special?

A Satis-factory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Where are average things manufactured?

At the satis-factory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moneyinthebenk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Did you hear about the man who ate the golden ratio

He was satis-phi-ed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cals1551
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2018
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Satisfactory is actually the final stage of production;

It really begins at the satis-refinery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Son_of_a_mitch24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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When my daughter was admiring a mural on the side of a factory...

Me: it's satis-FACTORY

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strider820
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2016
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A satisfactory dad-joke.

At the shopping centre with the family, driving around the carpark looking for a space.

Me: How about that one?

The wife: Yeah, that ones satisfactory.

Me: That's where they make satises.

The joke, going over the wife's head: Whooosh!

The wife: What??

Me: Satises. At a satis factory.

Cue groaning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-rabid-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2014
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My sister got me the other day.

I had made some oven fries to go with our dinner we were having, and towards the end of the meal I asked her if she wanted any more fries.

"No thanks; in fact, you could say that I'm satis-fried"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/galacticdude7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2015
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