Sardine V Puns

A list of puns related to "Sardine V"

Dad joked anyone who gave the kid Halloween candy

When they answered the door to give him candy, I had him say "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" or "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" and "I'm allergic to candy, do you have any sardines?"

He also stood facing away from the door for some.

He got a lot of laughs, a door slammed in his face and an offer for spicy mustard sardines.

Video: Halloween dad joke: http://youtu.be/Mp3IBlZnfFw (Forgive the vertical. I was trying to be discrete so not to contaminate the proceedings.)

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👤︎ u/Rasalom
📅︎ Nov 01 2014
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Overheard boarding a packed plane

Someone said to an older man waiting behind me to board the plane, "They sure pack us in like sardines"

"Worse, sardines don't have luggage"

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👤︎ u/wbroen
📅︎ Oct 21 2013
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