What a lovely duo these two are. Can't wait for Lost In Space S2
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Absolute_KQ
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Whats yellow, has four legs, flys, and weighs a thousand pounds?

Two 500lb canaries ๐Ÿ˜‚ (Joke may or may not have been stolen from The Andy Griffith Show S2 EP5 "Barney on the Rebound")

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ilikebuttmunching
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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Kids are finally getting old enough to appreciate a good dad joke

Son #2 was telling Son #1 about the deer he saw out the window while we were driving somewhere:
S2 - "Yeah, it was just standing on the side of the road eating grass. It was a buck!"
S1 - "Cool."
Me - "You sure it wasn't a buck fifty?"
Kids laughed and wife eye-rolled. It was great!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/obiwanterp
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 20 2016
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The text message exchange.
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