Rogaining Puns

A list of puns related to "Rogaining"

Why does no one go to the Rogaine clinic alone?

Because they all go to-get-hair

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👤︎ u/rug__
📅︎ Jul 21 2021
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Joe Rogan should be sponsored by Rogaine so he can become Joe Rogaine
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👤︎ u/OliveOcelot
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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In the classic story of the tortoise and the hare, what was the tortoise's name?

Winslow.

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👤︎ u/cockneybastard
📅︎ Aug 25 2022
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Bobby Hill: Dad, what's in a ceaser salad besides croutons?

Hank: Dang it, Bobby - that's easy! Romaine, and romaine accessories.

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👤︎ u/MrSteveA
📅︎ May 25 2022
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Someone stole the Devil’s wig.

There’s going to be hell toupee.

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👤︎ u/LurkaLuna
📅︎ May 17 2022
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Loving the new number one hair loss podcast

It's called "The Joe Rogaine Experience"

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👤︎ u/lordofthstrings
📅︎ May 06 2022
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My friends dad just dropped this one on me

Did you know I'm a model?

I got a job as the before guy on Rogaine commercials!

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👤︎ u/conspiracy_thug
📅︎ Apr 02 2014
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This got me thrown out of the Cafateria at work

Co-worker: I saw a bald eagle in my backyard this morning. It was large but so pretty.

Me: You should consider adding some rogaine to your bird feed.

Co-worker: Why would I add rogaine?

Me: Well you said it was a BALD eagle...

All coworkers: Groan Get Out...Just leave!

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👤︎ u/vrek86
📅︎ Mar 06 2014
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