Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring…
But fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
A man was cutting his nails because they were too sharp.
Needless to say, he was thrown off the building site.
Have you heard of the miraculous construction Worker
He picked up a hammer and saw
How was the robot frog held together?
how does a robot have sex?
What did the metal plant worker say when he was turned into a frog
I had to quit my construction job because I’m just not strong enough
I gave them my two weak notice
I watched a documentary on how the Golden Gate Bridge was made.
I joined some metal the other day
I watched a documentary on how airplanes are held together
Finally arranged for a carpenter to come look at my porch.
He was pretty busy, but said he woodwork me in.
Why did the frogs car fall apart?
Because it lost it's Rivet, Rivet
I recently read a biography of Levi Strauss and his innovative approach to blue jeans.
Metalworking must sometimes be riveting.
In factory where a man's job is to rivet parts,
Does he tell new employees his job is riveting?
Building Boats is Riveting
I thought this up in an airport the other day
I lost my job at the factory making holes in leather belts.
I might have failed, but at least I gave it my awl.
I regret taking carpentry over metal work.
I just watched a video on joining two pieces of sheet metal together. It was riveting.
I didn't watch the hole thing though. That would be boring.
I really enjoyed the documentary about how they assembled the steel plates on the titanic
since lead can kill you just from being around it too much, it can technically be considered death metal.
how can I include "lead/lead singer" into the joke
I got a new job punching holes, but I told my boss I was no good at it.
He said to give it my awl.
There was a break in last night at the factory.
The next morning, all the staff were gathered for interviews. Except the riveter.
He had already bolted.
You gotta read this book about a woman named Rosie who built munitions during WWII.
I watched a documentary on how they made fighter planes in ww2 it was riveting!
I hope this joke generates lift.
What’s a bullfrog’s favorite fastener?
I just had a riveting discussion about bridge construction.
Girlfriend's dad, when told about a riveting story:
"Sorry, I'm not into construction."
We could have played a game that was riveting...
...but since non of use were any good at metal-work we played some basketball instead.
I just finished reading a book on permanent mechanical fasteners.
Reading a book 📕 about the history of metal fasteners… thought it was going to be boring…
But each page is so riveting
How does a frog secure his work?
Attaching train tracks to the ground
Just finished reading a book on how the railroads were built.
The whole thing was riveting.
Have I told you my story about screws, nuts and bolts?
Most people say it's riveting.
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable
For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. Drilling a large hole is boring, but joining two pieces of metal together is riveting
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.
For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
What does a mechanical frog say?
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.
For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
Not all construction jobs are enjoyable
For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting...
I just watched a documentary on how ships are put together. It’s riveting!
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.
For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, while fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
what doe a frog working as a welder say?
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together
Stop screwing around.
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, making a hole in rock is boring, but fastening metal together is riveting.
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.
For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting
Not all construction work is the same.
Drilling holes into wood is boring, while fastening metal plates together is riveting.
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