Ritalin Puns

A list of puns related to "Ritalin"

My mom's sister once mistook Ritalin for aspirin...

It really upped the aunty!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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My friend accidentally spilled a bottle of Ritalin in her Ford Fiesta

Now it's a Ford Focus.

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👤︎ u/Clbull
📅︎ Dec 16 2017
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Adderall this time...

... you still haven't solved the Ritalin.

(My actual dad's actual joke.)

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👤︎ u/stonefit
📅︎ Nov 12 2016
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I left my Ritalin in my Ford Fiesta...

It's now a Ford Focus.

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👤︎ u/starryem
📅︎ May 31 2015
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