Everyone tells me I have the right to bear arms...
But I don’t want to fight a bear for his arms.
my right arm hurts like crazy, but only between 9 a.m. & 11 a.m.
worst case of ten-ish elbow ever.
If you cut off your left arm then your right arm will be left.
I'd give me right arm to be ambidextrous!
- literally my dad right now
My buddy is getting his left arm amputated tomorrow. Don't worry, he'll be all right.
I was at school today and they ask us if the bill of rights apply to us students i responded we can't bare shoulders never mind baring arms
Have you heard about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? It's ok, he's all right now.
Student with a cast on his arm walks in to class and says “I can’t write with my right hand today.”
I ask, can you left with your left hand?
Many students gave me props for the dad joke. One student said I sound like their dad. While I have no kids of my own, I’m glad I get to practice my dad jokes on my students.
So in school we’re learning about the Bill of Rights, and today we talked about the second amendment. It says we have the right to “bear Arms,” but I was curious where the right to bear Feet is.
Told my son we Americans have the right to bear arms.
And he asked "well what about their feet?"
There was once a race of people with no right hands, arm legs or feet. We have no trace of them today because...
they left.
If you cut off your left arm then your right arm would be left.
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
If you cut off your left arm, then your right arm will be left
X-post from r/showerthoughts
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I give my right arm to be ambidextrous
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
