Folks kept ignoring me until I started talking about rice.

People pay more attention when you bring ricin to the conversation.

Credit to u/RollinThundaga.

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An Easter/Breaking Bad dadjoke mashup!

My dad is a huge Breaking Bad fan (as am I), and today he sent me the following email including a picture of himself:

>Thought you'd like this pic in honor of all the greetings that fly around on this holiday.

>My caption:

>"He has ricin."

The attached picture.

Took me a solid minute to get it, then the groans ensued.

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