As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...

β€œThis takes me back.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonny1211
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama?

Because you don’t turn your back on family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.

ME: ...And?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoldaHolda
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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If anyone has a suggestion on how to reverse the spell that turned me into corn...

...I’m all ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cognimaniac
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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My wife suggested we should try some role reversal in bed....

So, I had a headache

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Dad puts the car in to reverse and thinks

I hope no-one is behind us

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DapperDavidYT
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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*Puts car in reverse*

You know, this really takes me back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duat996
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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What happens when you drive a Subaru in reverse?

Ur a bus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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I got a reversible jacket for Christmas.

I can't wait to see how it turns out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Some of my pun-tastic Halloween costumes throughout the years: Reverse Cowgirl, Edgar Allan Ho, and Freudian Slip.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What do you get when you put your car in reverse?

rac ruoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Whilst reversing the car into a parking spot, I leaned over to my wife and said...

β€œNow this takes me back”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fredwardofox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I just drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.

There’s no going back now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I said I love the Reverse Flash on Barry Allen's subreddit

I received the fastest ban alive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebatm3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Have you ever heard of a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the devil tells a priest to exit the child’s body.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeastOfTheField83
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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My 7yo just pulled an UNO reverse dad joke on me.

Homework time.. complaining, I don’t wanna, etc.

Me: Nicky, I’m getting upset.

Nicky: Well, hello, Getting Upset, I’m Nicky.

Then he dabbed and walked away. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AirCatcher
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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What happens when you give the Devil two eyes and turn him around?

He becomes Livid.

I'll see myself out now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeprido
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Did they name kitkat as a reverse tactic?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_CrunchyCrunch
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Number wars, a dad joke story.

6 couldn't believe it. 7 had finally gone off the deep end. 7 had long offended 6. A repeat 6 offender if you will. But this was unforgivable. 9 was his best friend. How could he do this to his best friend? How could it be that 7 ate 9?

6, filled with fury, called his friends 2 and 4. They would get even. 10 was the best friend of 7 you see. 2, 4 and 6 ate 10 to get even. They then began plotting further revenge, but 7 acted first. He gathered 1, 3 and 5 together to take down 6.

Realizing that the odds were against them, 2, 4 and 6 retreated. Their only option was to turn to 12 who had twice the resources 6 had. 7 couldn't follow.

12 quickly called 3 to find out what the root of 7's attack on 9. 3 wasn't sure. He had only supported 7 because of a long standing friendship. But 3 promised to get to the root cause.

Meanwhile, 7's scheming was not yet done. 12 was powerful, but there was one who could reverse his decision to harbor 6. If he could just convince 21, nicknamed blackjack, to reverse 12's decision, it would all be over.

Three times 7 went to 21's compound. On the third try he was able to get through. After explaining that 6 had masterminded the elimination of 10, a grand meeting of the numbers was called.

Both 6 and 7 argued over the whole thing. 13 had the unlucky task of adjudicating the meeting. Each time 13 made an argument, 6 and 7 would add to it by shouting over each other.

Finally, 21 had had enough. "7, why did you eat 9"

7 responded "I just wanted to get 3 square meals." 21 had 7 eliminated for initiating the battle and 6 jailed for masterminding 10's death. And the war was over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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My wife is threatening to leave me unless I grow up and stop playing games

Reverse Card

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Choose any number between 2 and 8. Multiply by 4, and then add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.

Dark, wasn’t it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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So I keep asking people β€œWhat do you get when you reverse the word β€œon?””

Everyone keeps telling me no.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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Just reversed into a Ferrari.

But I left him a note on my bank statement so he knows not to bother calling me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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My gf was always preoccupied with being right, so I tried some reverse psychology...

And left

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808natsu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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My wife convinced me to have reversed roles during sex last time...

That was a pain in the ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agronero1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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What do you call a word that's written in reverse?

Backwords

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. 'Nothing' reversed is 'Gnihton'

which also means nothing.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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If anyone could just reverse the process of making wine, that would be grape.
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As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...

β€œThis takes me back.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
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As I put the car in reverse, I thought to myself....

This takes me back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself....

this takes me back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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If anyone has a suggestion on how to reverse the spell that turned me into corn...

...I’m all ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cognimaniac
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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My wife suggested we should try some role reversal in bed....

So, I had the headache.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Every time I put my car in reverse.

It really takes me back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealfakebodhi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...

β€œThis takes me back...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillyBob_TX
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Everytime I put my car in reverse

I think, huh, this takes me back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/X_Tbull
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I put my jeep into reverse today

I thought, this takes me back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I drove my new car out of the lot only to find that the reverse gear is broken.

There’s no turning back now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...

β€œThis takes me back.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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You ever heard of reverse exorcism?

It's when the demon takes the priest out of the child.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SovereignsGreed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I got a reversible jacket for Christmas,

I can't wait to see how it turns out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fek_user
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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I drove my new car out of the lot, only to find the reverse gear broken.

There’s no going back now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Choose any number between 2 and 7. Multiply by 4 and add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.

Dark, wasn’t it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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I drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.

There’s no going back now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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As I turned on the car and put it in reverse, I thought to myself, man....

....this takes me back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bro_Cha_ChoIF
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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The word β€œdiputseromneve” may look ridiculous...

But backwards it’s even more stupid...

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