A list of puns related to "Reproducer"
Germination
They're not able to reproduce due to a reptile dysfunction.
Tyrannosaurus Sex
Nope. They're just flying by the seed of their plants.
The pollen-out method
We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.
Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
Her: Do you need to go home before the gym or can we go right from work?
Me: No I brought my stuff.
Her: K me too, I think. I forgot socks fuck.
Me: I didn't even know they reproduced.
me: These oranges don't have seeds, wonder how they reproduce.
wife: Well, when one orange likes another orange they go on a date.
me: Wait, what does a palm tree have to do with oranges?
She looked at me blankly for about 5 seconds, then shook her head.
So, I work closely with a piece of software from a major technology giant. A big blue one. Lately, I've had this issue, and have been going back and forth with one support rep. He told me to tweak some log settings and try again to get an idea of what's going on.
I responded back with an update, including that "I changed the settings and reproduced (the problem, not that I just had a kid... sorry, dumb joke)"
He told me that gave him a chuckle and thanked me.
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