Remake of Alien coming to cinemas near you!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Defenestr-Asian
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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There was a remake of Die Hard done by fish

The antagonist was Hans Grouper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConradFlick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Someone should remake The Human Centipede with cats.

You can call it "Caterpillar"

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Hey kids! Get in here! We're playing Quake with a bunch of cows, and then watching a Disney live action remake about a legendary female warrior!

It's our Moo-LAN party!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Disney came up with a Beauty & The Beast remake, but didn't include a princess.

The movie later earned a 'No Belle' prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Dominoes claims that they will remake your pizza for free, if your pizzas integrity has ever been comprised.

I guess if they can afford to this,then they must really be....

                         rolling in the dough.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterNova924
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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If Disney, who own Marvel, also acquire 20th century Fox, they could remake Die Hard

With Avengers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iplaymeinreallife
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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With the remake of The Lion King coming out, where do you draw the line between CGI and animation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mjohny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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It seems like the Final Fantasy VII remake will run quite efficiently.

It looks like most calculations will be done in the Cloud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PuzzledKitty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2016
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Did you hear Jeff Bridges is going to star in the remake of Red October?

People thought he would be excited but he's been pretty Subdude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flammable71
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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Hey Dad, did you see the news that Netflix is making a Full House remake?

Of course I have. It's everywhere you look.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatherramon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2015
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Just watched the new Pinocchio remake

Unfortunately, the main actor was a little wooden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bayzian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2015
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I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.

They’re calling it The Two Tires

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LEGOM3426
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Did you hear they're remaking the movie Anaconda starring Sylvester Stallone?

They're gonna call it Rocky Balboa Constrictor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trollcitybandit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I hear they are remaking The Invisible Man...

Too bad I won't be able to see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CushKoma
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

It works better in speech...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/montero65
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Looks like someone's working his ass off
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πŸ‘€︎ u/applicantx
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Sneak preview of new atar wars plot

an army of clones of the most hated celebrities attack hollywood.

Remaking due to spelling error.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Kangawoo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1739015
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Got a groan and a laugh at work today

So I had a table say they had a hair in their food. I went and apologized and said I would remake it immediately. I brought it out to the table and I told them the secret ingredient I used this time was NAIR. The dad laughed, the mom groaned, and the kid asked what NAIR was, the mom said it was "Hair Remover". The look on the kid's face when she recognized the joke was amazing.... Best shift of my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rationaljackass
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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Apocalypse Now

Watching TV at my parent's house with my wife a couple of weeks ago.

Commercial comes on advertising the Apocalypse now movie, my dad mentions it and then says

Dad: that was a good movie, did you guys ever see it?

Wife: nope, never seen it!

Dad: oh you should watch it, then watch the remake of it they made a few years later, they re-cast the whole movie with only black people. pauses for dramatic moment It's called A-packa-lips-now

Wife: what...

Awkward pause for maybe two seconds, I chuckled, my mom rolled her eyes and then my wife finally got it.

She nearly died laughing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Handsome_Gourd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2016
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Just Dad-joked my coworker, many groans were had.

To preface, we work at a coffee shop. A somewhat picky customer comes up and orders a 16 ounce chai tea latte, with soy milk. My coworker tells me all of this, and that the customer would like the drink at exactly 140Β°F. I make the drink, and call it out to be picked up: "16 ounce soy milk chai!"

My coworker comes over and says, "Hopefully she likes it, I've had to remake her drink a couple times before." I replied with:

"Well I certainly chai-ed soy hard when I made it."

Eye rolling and groans all around while I grinned ear to ear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Codidly5
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2016
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I was a server at a restaurant...

...and it had a full bar. My table ordered a Mojito. I rung it up, bartender made it, and I gave it to the table. They didn't like it, said something was off (bartender got recipe wrong). I took it back to the bartender and said, can you remake this, they want Mojito not Lesshito!! God I hope I become a dad some day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinkleheimer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2013
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