What do you call all the times Trump and his aides have angrily refuted that he had sex with a porn star?

Stormy denials

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πŸ‘€︎ u/occamrazor1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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Hard to refute that point.

Back when I was in high school, I dated this black girl. A little backstory: I'm white. Anyway, I was with my dad and my uncle, and my uncle made some borderline-racist comment about the black girlfriend, to which my father shrugged and replied, "Eh. They're all pink on the inside."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Durzo_Blunts
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If theres a thing I know about the name Noel

It’s that it contains Noel, and an L.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_LeBigMac
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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Why are all dadjokes just puns?

Serious question. I'm a dad, and I have several long-running jokes with my kids.

E.g., there's a "radiator monster" in the basement. Yeah, that knocking sound when we turn the steam up in the morning. Well, my eldest is getting smarter and smarter, but he still can't refute my claim that there is such a monster. Because he's not yet aware of the actual cause of the knocking/banging.

So, he's unsure!

This is a good Dad-joke, no?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WellThenScrewIt
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