Lettuce commence on the refrigerator puns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/slightly_lisdexic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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I got you a refrigerator for your birthday.

I can’t wait to see your face light up when you open it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColonelESanders
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just quietly slide it under the refrigerator.

Soon it’ll be water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Open the door

Put the elephant in

Close the door.

How do you put a lion in a refrigerator?

Open the door

Remove the elephant

put the lion in

Close the door

There was a meeting of all of the animals in the jungle. Who didn't show up?

The lion. He was still in the refrigerator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Is your refrigerator running?

I was hoping to vote for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CurtP31477
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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My addiction to refrigerated poultry has gone too far

I'm quitting cold turkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hugh_McMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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What did the cop say after opening Jeff Dahmer's refrigerator ?

"He really had a cool head."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Hey, is your refrigerator running?

Good. I'd vote for it over Trump or Biden any day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Why are refrigerator shelves hipsters?

They were there before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/facepalminghomer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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You know your supposed to knock on the refrigerator door before you open it

Cuz there might be a salad dressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What did the ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I’m dressing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Is your refrigerator running?

Because at this point I’d vote for anyone other than who currently is...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KawhiTheKing
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Refrigerators look kinda boring

But actually they're pretty cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckarooBanzii
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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what did the dude say when they invented refrigeration?

Well that's pretty cool!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psychodelicasies
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...

it was a lot of new deli cases

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtaldad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Ummm.....

My dad walked up to me yesterday and said, "Hey, is the refrigerator running?" Knowing my dad, I said, "Yeah...?" and he replied, "Then you better catch it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreekyGeeky369
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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What did the plate say to the refrigerator?

"Stay cool. Dinner's on me"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinitywee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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My son asked me if I ate the leftovers he was saving in the refrigerator

I told him of course not - I ate them in the living room

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larryb78
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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My roommate keeps taking my water bottle out of the refrigerator

It's not cool man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I bought some running shoes.

Thankfully I managed to catch up with them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Why did the girl blush when she opened the refrigerator?

She saw the salad dressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aplay1
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator.

But now it’s all water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat.

Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CpBear
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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On our way to buy a refrigerator, I saw my dad carrying a piece of paper with a giant X written on it. I asked, β€œWhat are you going to do with it?”

He said, β€œLet’s cross that fridge when we get there.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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I have an ant infestation in my fridge and air-conditioning units!

They're refrigerants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/repostssleuthbot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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What do you call a refrigerated grilled cheese?

Chilled grease!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Why did the blonde divorcΓ©e keep her bullets in the refrigerator?

Because she was told, β€œRevenge is a dish best served cold.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashtehstampede
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Thought my dryer was shrinking my clothes...

Turns out it was my refrigerator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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My kids ask me why I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it.

I say, "Because there may be a salad dressing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kas0510
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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A statistician stuck his head in an oven and his feet in a refrigerator

But on average the temperature was just fine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhpXp
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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How do you keep food warm in the refrigerator

Keep it in the corner because it is 90 degree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xd_Velociraptor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Why was the broken refrigerator so angry?

Because he couldn’t keep his cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tom-and-roses
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Most Haikus make sense, This haiku probably won't, Refrigerator.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PetitePlethora
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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I got my dad a refrigerator for Christmas

I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconLord1401
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just gently kick them under the refrigerator.

Soon It’ll just be water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAvacadoBandit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, gently slide them under your refrigerator.

Soon, it’ll be water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I always knock on the refrigerator door before opening it.

Just in case there is a salad dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Is your refrigerator running?

Because at this point, it’s got my vote.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sisrael81
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Is your refrigerator running?

Because I might vote for it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farbegn
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Why should you always knock on a refrigerator door?

In case there’s a salad dressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GerLAmag
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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My wife was mad at me for kicking ice cubes under the refrigerator,

but now it's just water under the fridge.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, quietly slip them under the refrigerator.

Soon it will be water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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My wife was livid when I dropped some ice and it went under the refrigerator.

It's just water under the fridge now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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I bought my brother a refrigerator for his birthday

I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bransnow282
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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I bought my son a refrigerator for his birthday.

I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prettycoolguy97
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator in three steps?
  1. Open the refrigerator door
  2. Put the elephant in
  3. Close the refrigerator door
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πŸ‘€︎ u/souryadg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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