People say my jokes are too self-referential, but I can't help it...

I've never metajoke I didn't like!

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Got my first tattoo today

But it was only temporary.

(I see that image posts aren't allowed in this sub but gosh darn it, I earned this one. I throw myself on your mercy, mods.)
(Edit: Amazing, thank you for the silver, gold, and the platinum reward of Reddit: long self referential chains of bad jokes.)

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Asking my daughter some Brainquest (kids trivia) questions: Is a pair of socks an even or odd number?

Her response: Even. But they smell odd.

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