If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN

You get them VERY ANGRY

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I can’t believe I wasted all my time trying to help rearrange the vending machines at my local grocery store...

I’ve been moving them around all day but they still say they are β€œOut of Order”

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If you rearrange the letters in post office

Your boss gets really mad.

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If a programmer could rearrange the alphabet, they'd put U and I together.

User Interface is important to them.

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What do you get if you rearrange the letters of β€œPostmen”?

Really angry postmen!

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If you rearrange the letters in "Royal Mail"

They get extremely annoyed

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Even Ferdinand Feghoot could be outpunned on occasion – but he always rose to the challenge.

There was, for instance, the time he conducted a crew of new S.A.R.H. (Society for the Aesthetic Rearrangement of History -BJ) recruits – all from late twentieth-century Terra – on a training study of Carter’s World, a newly established agricultural colony attempting to support itself by the export of edible nuts. Barely into their second generation, and having yet to show a profit, the colonists were technologically backward. Nevertheless, they showed a surprising ingenuity in the use of their few advantages. It was this resourcefulness that Feghoot was demonstrating to his rookies.

β€œLook at the perfection with which these streets are graded”, exclaimed one student. β€œEarth-moving machinery on this scale is strictly high technology stuff. How can they do it?”

β€œA new alleyway is being constructed, nearby”, said Feghoot. β€œLet us walk that way while I explain.” As they strolled, he told his students that countless centuries before, the Carter’s World system had been inhabited by a now-vanished race of giants. This very planet had served them for a nursery, and among the many artifacts they had left were thousands of childrens blocks, immense and precision-cut. You simply jack one up onto logs, bring it where you want it, put collapsible jacks underneath, snake out the logs, spread soil more or less evenly beneath, and collapse the jacks.

β€œI see”, said the student. β€œIt’s not graded road at all; its a simple hammered-earth base.”

β€œThat’s right,” Feghoot went on smoothly. β€œYou just hit the road jack and don’t come back no mo.”

His students registered dismay and anguish.

β€œIsn’t that right, old-timer?,” Feghoot demanded of an ancient Carterian standing by the mouth of the newly completed alley they had just reached.

β€œAhm afraid not, suh”, said the senior citizen, and the students giggled at Feghoots discomfiture. β€œOh, we used to do it that way, but it was far too much trouble. It’s the soil heah. You see, the very same soil which produced our famous cashews is so high in clay content that a child could roll out a road of it. Then, we simply use a system of lenses to bake it into hardness. Ahve just completed this alley mahself, and ahm just a retired professor of Sports History, much too old and feeble to handle hydraulic jacks.

β€œSo you see,” he finished, eyes twinkling, β€œMah hammered alley is really cashews clay.”

Howls of agony rose from the students, but Feghoot never hesitated. β€œAnd he”, he said, turning to his students, β€œis clearly the gradi

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Someone in my apartment building rearranged all the buttons on the elevator.

That was wrong on so many levels.

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I asked my dad why i crave pumpkins every Halloween

"its because you're dyslexic son"

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Thought I won an argument with my wife about how to rearrange our furniture..... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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I wanted to rearrange everything in our kitchen so we could locate everything without having to think about it.

But that might be too counter intuitive.

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You can rearrange the letters in β€œnew door” to create one word.
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If you rearrange all the letters of POSTMEN reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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People often say to me after rearranging my garden in alphabetical order, how did I find the time.

I said it is there next to the sage.

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I just rearranged my garden and put all my potted peppers next to the potatoes

I call them Pepper Pots and Tony Starch

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If you rearrange the letters of FTW they are like:

WTF

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If you rearrange the letters in "Mother in Law"

You get "woman Hitler"

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The wife and I were rearranging the kid's playroom yesterday...

After we moved the easel between a cabinet and the arts and crafts table:

"That fit easel-y". Eye roll ensued.

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We were rearranging the furniture in our living room...

Me: Ugh, it's getting hot in here!

Mom: It's not hot in here, it's just all that manual labor!

Dad: Manual labor? Ah, the most famous man in Mexico!

Mom & I: reluctantly giggling

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How did Helen kellers parents punish her

They put a plunger in the toilet.

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Did you know a note can make a tone?

All you have to do is rearrange the letters.

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This is shit

if you rearrange it

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Chemistry Puns

Funny collection of chemistry puns

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG


Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.


What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.


How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate? A sulfone


What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze.


Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements? Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!


Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.


Why did the acid go to the gym? To become a buffer solution!


Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!


Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it’s in the ground state.


How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocado’s number.


If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.


Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.


What element is a girl’s future best friend? Carbon.


I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.


Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na


Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!


Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.


What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium


What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon? A CaNiNe


What did the chemist snack on during lunch? A β€˜gram’ cracker.


What would you call a clown in jail? Silicon (Silly Con)


What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? A KNiFe.


How did carbon propose to Hydrogen? With a β€œcarbonkneel”


What did one titration tell the other? Let’s meet at the endpoint.


How can you spot a chemist in the restroom? They wash their hands before they go.


Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.


Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na


Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.


Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just could not put it down


Why do chemistry professor like to

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ESTIDARS

Be careful -- if this collection of letters gets rearranged, it could spell disaster.

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A Cafe had the letters C A F E ad a display within reach.

I rearranged them so they said F A C E. My friend put them back in order, so I said "Hey that's vandalism!"

She said "I fixed it!"

I replied "No, you defaced it!"

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Always gotta make sure to hide your porn...

Today my family was moving furniture around, and a couple friends came over to help. When rearranging my room, my dad asked if we'd end up finding any porn. Me: "Yeah, I keep my porn stash under my bed." My friend: "Really? I keep my porn stache on my face."

Sadly, it took me a second to fully comprehend.

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Heard it at church

Who is the most desirable man on Earth? According to a poll of women, it is Mr. Potato Head. He is cute, tan, and if he makes you mad you can rearrange his face.

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Christmas dad joke

My family needed to rearrange the furniture to make room for our Christmas tree.

Dad: "It's Christmas it will only be for a few weeks. then the furniture will go back"

Mom: "But what if we like it this way then we can keep it like this all year"

Dad: "Really? a Christmas tree all year?"

My dad and I almost cry laughing and my mom just sulks there angry.

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If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN

They get really upset.

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Did you know if you rearrange all the letters in the Post Office

They get really annoyed

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If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN...

You make them VERY ANGRY.

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If you rearrange the letters of β€œPostmen”

They get really pissed off.

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If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN they get VERY ANGRY

Because then they have to sort them again

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If you rearrange the letters of postmen

they get really pissed off.

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If you rearrange the letters of 'Postmen'. They get really annoyed.
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If you rearrange the letters of β€œPostmen”. They get really pissed off.
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If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN...

... they become VERY ANGRY!

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If you rearrange the letters of postmen, they'll get really pissed at you.
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Don't touch them

If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN they get VERY ANGRY.

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