Real Madrid Puns

A list of puns related to "Real Madrid"

I keep reading about Real Madrid in the news,

I do hope they catch the Fake Madrid.

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👤︎ u/EotEaH
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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During my trip to Madrid I was staying at this small motel when I grew pretty ill. Thankfully the people at the front desk sent the on call doctor over and he was able to fix me up real quick. I told him I didn't expect such a small place to have such a good doctor, to which he told me

Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Physician

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👤︎ u/RKO-Cutter
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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I hear that the Arctic Monkeys recently sold a Carpet to the current Real Madrid manager.

I bet that it looks good on Zidane's floor.

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👤︎ u/Stoatwobbler
📅︎ Aug 11 2019
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