Whatβs a radical leftistβs favorite style of font?
Sans Sheriff!
Why can't athiests use exponents?
Because they don't believe in a higher power.
What's the country with the most radical policies?
Sweetzerland.
What food is radical...but not too radical?
A rad***ish***.
When something is kinda rad, but not too rad.
Her: Undress me with your words.
Me: Thereβs a spider in your bra.
What is the most radical form of water?
Ice is.
The root of good math jokes is
Be radical
Out of the blue, I decided to take my wife to a commercial establishment offering health and beauty treatment through such means as steam baths, exercise equipment, and massage
You could say the decision was pretty spa-radic
How did the spider get so radical?
He was always surfing the web
My alt-left and alt-right friends needed some space between them.
Simplifying Radicals...
So I was complaining about having to write notes on this video about simplifying radicals, and my Dad tells me that I should, "Cut their hair and put them in a suit..." He's still talking about it with my mom.
I saw two huge ratios fighting against each other.
It was a war of epic proportions.
Today, my son learned about square roots. I was so shocked that I could only say one word:
"Radical!"
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?
He was too far out, man.
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Atheists can't solve exponential equations because they don't belive in higher powers
Iβm trying to convince my kids to learn Chinese
I keep telling them that itβs a radical language
My geometry teacher said we don't have to simplify square routes in his class.
I thought that was pretty radical.
