A list of puns related to "Pseudo Penis"
It is an extension from their vagina, they mate with it and give birth through it.
Female hyena's have something called a pseudo-penis. All you men out there, imagine giving birth through your junk. It ain't pretty. To a quote the Wikipedia article: "Nearly all spotted hyenaβs first-born cubs are stillborn, as the placenta is not long enough for the extended penile birth canal. In addition, the first birthing process is time consuming, as it requires the meatus of the pseudo-penis to tear, allowing the fetus to pass through; as a result, the first-born often die of anoxia"
So basically the first birth has to tear everything loose, and the baby suffocates in the process. When I asked someone why God choose to do this to his creation the answer suggested to me was a true mind fuck.
"Perhaps he created them normal and fully functioning, but just like how Eve's birth process would be harder on her and all her children, maybe something similar changed with some of the animals as a result of Eve sinning."
So God cursed the hyena with a horribly cruel and painful design as punishment for what Eve did?
Let's look at that scripture then:
To the woman he said: βI will greatly increase the pain of your pregnancy; in pain you will give birth to children, and your longing will be for your husband, and he will dominate you.β
So then, it was not Eve's fault. I guess it is just meant as a reminder that he loves variety?
How would society be different?
The show Workaholics jokes about how young boys view their dads as strong, virile, and dutiful, even if they're not, by drawing on the idea of child perspective. As young boys in change rooms, we see things. On the basketball court, our dads look unstoppable. They can lift anything. In this, the mythologies of old man strength and dad dicks rest.
If my anatomy is very different from my pops, does this mean I have my mum's dick? How does this work?
By now we all know of meth and GHB's reputation as aphrodisiacs right? I did a little research and, as I do with almost all drugs I try, I combined the two to see their impact on sexual function/pleasure. I took 30mg of oral meth after taking a tums to neutralize acid, as well as 1.75gof GHB (both legit pharma grade) with a decent tolerance to G and a light but noticeable one for meth. About 20-25 minutes in when they normally kick in on their own, I developed this strange pleasureable feeling in the head of my penis. It feels like the GHB tingles usually do, however I've never felt it in this area before along with such a probounced pleasureable effect. It currently feels like a very mini orgasm, like 1/10th as pleasureable but it's been going on since the two hit me and I assume it will go on until one wears off.
I don't recommend combining drugs unless you know your body and your limits/tolerance, but I have to say that this combination is disgustingly pleasureable so far, and I'm seeing why it's common in the LGBT community. If I manage to focus and succeed with masturbating I'll update the effect on an actual orgasm as well.
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