A list of puns related to "Pseudo penis"
Just like a hyena, but as a person. If you dont know what this is please don't look it up.
Vaginas disgust me. That's right, I think that pussies are a malformation that has not been formed, from something that has remained halfway, it's like the genitals that have a pseudo hermaphrodite that has hardly developed and has both a penis and a vagina, it is known that women do not have a barely developed brain, my theory is that women are halfway men.
It's something disgusting, frightening and produces boredom, I think pussies are like septic tanks, note the analogy with a sewer, it's as if we now make a slit in the abdomen and let it heal (like ham) without sewing it, to this we add that it does not stop oozing liquids, blood, urine, female running, lubricating fluid, sweat.It is a source of uncontrolled germs, not even the strictest hygiene could stop all the shit that is in that contaminated vacuum, it's like trying to put out a fire with a glass of water.
Once I opened a milk carton, which was my surprise when I opened it, a strong smell came out towards my nose, like when a glue can is peeled off, the milk had been cut off and when I smelled it, I felt sick.
The pain tells us that something is wrong, the bad smell tells us that something is wrong, that it is rotten, because pussy is rotten.
Once I was taking a nap with my ex-girlfriend, I woke up in the middle of the nap and I saw a scene that marked me, two flies flying around her pussy (she was naked).
On the other hand, a clean and juicy dick is not a nest of germs, I can go a week without washing my dick and it doesn't smell, remember that the penis is outside and not inside the body, inside the body are the organs such as the heart or liver, but that a reproductive organ is inside, how disgusting.
I remember an anecdote about a time I made a finger to a thick girl of about 100 kilos, to play the male in front of my friends and boast of having had sex with her, was approaching my middle finger to the noses of my friends, to know how a pussy smells because most are virgins, ended up vomiting. The hell is that the smell remained days and days in my finger, as when you cut a monkfish, well the same, I tried everything, lemon, soap, turpentine, but the smell would not go away.
The other day I fucked an Ecuadorian woman in my car in the dark, when I got home I went to wash my dick and when I took it out I saw that it was all covered with dry blood, my dick was literally a black pudding.
I will not penetrate a pussy in my life, I am disgusted, from now on oral sex, or look for an alternat
... keep reading on reddit β‘It is an extension from their vagina, they mate with it and give birth through it.
Female hyena's have something called a pseudo-penis. All you men out there, imagine giving birth through your junk. It ain't pretty. To a quote the Wikipedia article: "Nearly all spotted hyenaβs first-born cubs are stillborn, as the placenta is not long enough for the extended penile birth canal. In addition, the first birthing process is time consuming, as it requires the meatus of the pseudo-penis to tear, allowing the fetus to pass through; as a result, the first-born often die of anoxia"
So basically the first birth has to tear everything loose, and the baby suffocates in the process. When I asked someone why God choose to do this to his creation the answer suggested to me was a true mind fuck.
"Perhaps he created them normal and fully functioning, but just like how Eve's birth process would be harder on her and all her children, maybe something similar changed with some of the animals as a result of Eve sinning."
So God cursed the hyena with a horribly cruel and painful design as punishment for what Eve did?
Let's look at that scripture then:
To the woman he said: βI will greatly increase the pain of your pregnancy; in pain you will give birth to children, and your longing will be for your husband, and he will dominate you.β
So then, it was not Eve's fault. I guess it is just meant as a reminder that he loves variety?
How would society be different?
The show Workaholics jokes about how young boys view their dads as strong, virile, and dutiful, even if they're not, by drawing on the idea of child perspective. As young boys in change rooms, we see things. On the basketball court, our dads look unstoppable. They can lift anything. In this, the mythologies of old man strength and dad dicks rest.
If my anatomy is very different from my pops, does this mean I have my mum's dick? How does this work?
By now we all know of meth and GHB's reputation as aphrodisiacs right? I did a little research and, as I do with almost all drugs I try, I combined the two to see their impact on sexual function/pleasure. I took 30mg of oral meth after taking a tums to neutralize acid, as well as 1.75gof GHB (both legit pharma grade) with a decent tolerance to G and a light but noticeable one for meth. About 20-25 minutes in when they normally kick in on their own, I developed this strange pleasureable feeling in the head of my penis. It feels like the GHB tingles usually do, however I've never felt it in this area before along with such a probounced pleasureable effect. It currently feels like a very mini orgasm, like 1/10th as pleasureable but it's been going on since the two hit me and I assume it will go on until one wears off.
I don't recommend combining drugs unless you know your body and your limits/tolerance, but I have to say that this combination is disgustingly pleasureable so far, and I'm seeing why it's common in the LGBT community. If I manage to focus and succeed with masturbating I'll update the effect on an actual orgasm as well.
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