Ps3 Puns

She said it was CURRENT-ly available.

I laughed my ass off. She didn’t get it. I explained. Got a dirty look.

.... worth it.

I am creating a new account on my ps3 and i don’t want to be generic in what i choose as i can’t change it after it is created so would it be possible to get some ideas of pun based usernames

And my name is sophie so anything including sophie or soph would be even better x

Jusy got a random text from her after picking up my son for the weekend.

Her: Hey, how much do used PS3'S run?

Me: Not a whole lot, they don't have legs.

No idea why I'm single. I'm fucking hilarious.

I ejected my friend's PS3, which opened up LOTR: The Two Towers. He said, "I was too tired to watch the whole thing so I stopped halfway." I immediately responded with "oh, so you watched LOTR: The One Tower?" He just told me to shut up

After my little brother told me a vulgar joke and my dad heard it:

Dad: Not bad, want to hear another dirty joke?

Bro: Yea sure

Dad: Three white horses fell in the mud.

(Dad starts cracking up as he walks away, brother shakes his head and goes back to PS3)