Promisee Puns

All I wanted

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📰︎ r/puns

💬︎ 5 comments

👤︎ u/Admiral37

📅︎ Dec 07 2021

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Would anyone be interested in becoming my companion?

Asking for a friend

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/JustDanti_

📅︎ Oct 17 2021

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My wife and I share a deodorant stick together.

It's our Secret.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/JustHumanGarbage

📅︎ Oct 02 2021

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Puns! Quips. Jokes!

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/P131NYRFC3

📅︎ Aug 15 2020

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To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you.

I have contacts.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/QuietFalls

📅︎ May 11 2020

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My wife said she'll leave me if I don't stop the laundry puns

So from today I'm detergent to be better.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Trev2-D2

📅︎ Jan 17 2021

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I don't curse, I swear.

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📰︎ r/puns

💬︎ 5 comments

👤︎ u/pixeladrift

📅︎ Feb 09 2016

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What do pigs put on their cuts, scrapes and burns?

Oinkment

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/KM2000_THE_CHOSENONE

📅︎ Feb 01 2018

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What do waiters do when there are no customers?

They wait

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/defa90

📅︎ Jul 31 2018

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