What was the name of that one promiscuous muppet that looked like Dracula?

You don’t know? Well, it’s the thot that counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SylveonFrusciante
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Santa Claus announced that he’s giving everyone the same gardening tool for Christmas.

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stchrysostom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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My mother told me that the only musicians more promiscuous than rock and roll artists were jazz musicians.

Because they were always having sax.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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A promiscuous girl ponders while bathing

They call her a shower thot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yummycakefordays
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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What do you call a promiscuous woman from New Orleans?

A Lucy-Anna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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What do you call a promiscuous women's breakfast?

Food for thot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobotheclown23
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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A scientist sits down with some colleagues at the lab cafeteria:

"Oh hi Bill! We were just discussing the promiscuous mating habits of blood-sucking arachnids." Bill abruptly grabs his tray and stands up to leave.

"Sorry guys. I don't discuss poly ticks at work."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Make_it_perfect
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Being concerned for my promiscuous friend, I introduced her to my priest.

But it’s like my dad always said, β€œYou can lead a whore to Father, but you can’t make her think.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBooks72
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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GF's been feeling friskier now that her period's ending...

My GF and I have both been tired every night since we just finished moving our house. She was also on her period, so our frisky time has been cut down. She asked me last night to feel free to be more promiscuous with her, now that her period is ending.

Today we were putting a new TV stand together. She held the TV as a I maneuvered the screwdriver. I stopped and told her "Hey, you got your wish, we're screwing on the bed!"

I will not be screwing on the bed tonight after that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rasalom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2016
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Cheaters

Today I learned that cheetahs are promiscuous. So it seems like cheetahs really are cheatahs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Down2Swirl
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2016
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Did you hear the one about the promiscuous mathematician?

It's the thot that counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mandaring
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2017
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