Did you hear about The Pirate Bayโ€™s new privacy protection?

They are GDPARRRRR! Compliant.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Weazel
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I had neurosurgery in May. I wonder how long he was planning this... imgur.com/8E4ICUk
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mjr861
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This one caught me off guard.

We were discussing what kind of fruit we would be, if we were a fruit.

I said out loud: "If I were a fruit, what would I be?"

From the kitchen came: "A homosexual."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MurdersAndEatsKids
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 20 2013
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Dad hit me with a good one tonight.

Dad: How many letters in the Christmas alphabet? Me: ... Dad: 25. Noel, Noel, Noel...

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