In honor of former president Donald J. Trump
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Someone told me Trumps last order as president is to outlaw shredded cheese.
Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again 🤔
Now that Donald Trump is no longer President, the United States is experiencing post-nut clarity.
If both President Trump and VP Pence died from Coronavirus...
... that would be unpresidented.
Trump and Pence were preparing to leave the Whitehouse for a big rally. When the helicopter arrived, Trump wasn't ready yet, so Pence asked: "Do you want me to wait for you Mr. President?" ...
"No Mike, you fly on ahead and I'll catch up later".
Why did President Trump lose the golf tournament?
All his mini strokes put him above par.
Advisors: Mr president you can't just buy Greenland.!! That's ridiculous! Trump: but then how come
President Trump just picked a fish to lead the coronavirus response team
He’s the Sturgeon General
Since Trump became president, the secret service hasn't been allowed to yell "Get down!" when he is under attack...
Instead they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
Breaking news: president Trump has been in-peached
President Trump has announced a ban on all shredded cheese in the United States.
In doing so he promises to Make America Grate Again.
President Trump intends to ban the use of shredded cheese.
President Trump exclusively uses MacOS
because Windows and Linux are too PC
Donald Trump's Vice President i.reddituploads.com/6c671…
No one should be surprised that President Trump wants to make a Space Force
He's told us all along that he wants to protect the U.S from illegal aliens
What do Mr Ed the talking horse and President Donald Trump have in common?
Both claim to be Stable Geniuses
I told President Trump I wouldn't feed him any more beans.
Because he's always Putin.
Trump met the President of China the other day. Trump disagreed with him on some points, and it wasn't always clear who was right.
It was a clear case of "He said, Xi said."
In the time honored tradition, President Trump pardoned two turkeys this Thanksgiving.
Trump Jr and Eric were mighty relieved.
President trump wants to abolish and reverse all the pro choice movements that have been made...
And there's no plan b.
Now that Trump is President, say goodbye to pre-shredded cheese...
...He's going to make America grate again.
The Prime Minister of Japan is meeting with the US President today and Trump told him that if he would spend the night, he'd rename the guest room after him.
The Shinzo Abe Lincoln Bedroom.
Trump's first act as president is to ban all pre-shredded cheese
Because he wants to make America grate again
Some people are saying Trump would be a bad president but this says otherwise
Otherwise
