No matter how hard I racked my brain.
Bad break.
The doctor looked at him crossly, pointed out of the door and said "get to the end of the cue!"
My daughter asked "what was that?" So I told her, 'that's what you call a double header'
One time I was hiking with my dad and we got caught in a rainstorm. As we were driving back I was changing out of my wet shirt in the car. And as soon as my shirt was up over my face he yelled "Good god no!!" and started swerving and beeping the horn. I thought I was going to die. Thanks dad.
A man is trapped in a cylindrical room, 8 feet in diameter, 10 feet high and no ceiling. He's out in the middle of Arabian desert where no one can hear him...how does he escape?
He said, "Son, if you ever get into a fight in the pub, just take a ball from the pool table and put it in your sock."
Worst advice ever, I could hardly run.
"They are going to go in through the belly button with a pool cue and try to hit the ball back into the pocket" - such a dad joke, but we both died laughing.
When the tab came they pooled their money to pay.
The Duck had a bill
The Frog had a greenback.
The deer had a buck.
The Skunk had a scent.
Then the giraffe said,"Don't worry boys, the High Balls are on me."
We've been down in the basement playing pool and he keeps shooting the cue ball in when trying to get the 8 ball in. He loses like that for 3 games. On the 4th loss he says
Dad: "I need to get some powder or something"
Me: "Huh?"
Dad: "For all these scratches"
I was explaining to my dad how I won a match in a pool tournament the night before...
I had to play against the best player in the house but he had hurt his back earlier that day so he couldn't even walk straight. He won the opening lag to earn the right to break. I jokingly asked him "are you sure you want to break with that back injury?" He broke anyways and didn't make anything. My teammate and I proceeded to run the whole table, including the eight ball, to win the game as underdogs. Afterward my teammate said to the pro, "Hey, didn't /u/DetroitLarry warn you not to break?" At which point my dad interrupts my story to say...
"Now that's just adding insult to injury!"
