Pompously Puns

A list of puns related to "Pompously"

My friend moves on foot with a pompous gait while carrying an airplane wing bracing...

He walks with a strut.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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I've seen most of the speeches that the Pope has made and they always seem rather pompous.

He's always pontificating...

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👤︎ u/JeanLuc_Richard
📅︎ Jan 05 2020
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I think my wordplay can often come across as a bit pompous.

What can I say, I love to puntificate.

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👤︎ u/mcbrian16
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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What's the name of Lokis more grand and pompous brother?

Highki

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👤︎ u/IBombPanda
📅︎ May 22 2019
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An Arabian camel wanted to race in the Kentucky Derby but couldn't because in addition to being a camel, he had a hump.

So he came up with a plan: he would have his hump removed surgically and run as a horse in the Derby. He went online and finally found a plastic surgeon who would do the operation. And lo and behold, the first time he entered the Derby he won by 20 lengths!
Back in the desert, every time a camel friend would come over, he would boast pompously about his win, talking about nothing else. Pretty soon, his friends stopped coming over. So he has to go to the camel bar to see them. Upon entering the bar, one of his tired friends says to another, "oh no! Here comes Hump free braggart."

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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