What every woman wants

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Where's the girlfriend tonight?" the bartender asks. "Actually, she's at home tonight, polishing my battle armor for the Renaissance Fair next weekend," the guy says. "How did you talk her into doing that?" the bartender asks. "What do you mean? She should be incredibly happy!" the guy replies. "She's always saying she wants a night in, shining armor."

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