I told my teacher I learned a new word, Plentiful
She said “congrats!”
I replied “thanks, it means a lot”
When I was a single man, I had plenty of free time.
Now that I listen to full albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
i got plenty of jokes about unemployed people
Where do fish get their money?
Apparently, there are plenty of jokes with maths abbreviations.
Today someone bought our department a box of donuts and some lotto tickets. The potential grand prize was $3,000, in which my boss exclaimed "Well that isn't enough to retire".
I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.
The physical pain on his face was priceless.
Be sure to get plenty of sleep tonight!
Tomorrow we begin a 31 day March!
You know what they say, if you've seen one big building with plenty of stores in it-
I always have the best BBQs. I cook plenty of beef, pork and chicken...
And for your convenience, it's all within the same hotdog!
Donald Trump should drop the ball in Times Square on New Years Eve
He certainly has plenty of experience
Aquaman has plenty of fish in the sea.
Although he's not dating currently.
I saw plenty of squirrels this morning cycling through the park.
I don't know how they can afford bikes.
French is a plentiful language
It has vowels out the oiseaux
Why do racecar drivers put their seats all the way back?
They need plenty of
KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Edit: Thanks for the silver, friends! You sure know how to make a feller feel stellar
I'm sure there are plenty of televangelists who aren't just doing it for the money
But I feel like a lot of them are just preaching to acquire.
If you're buying a car for your elephant, make sure it has plenty of trunk space.
We were driving across state over the holidays and my 4 year old tells us she has to pee. We just happened to be almost to an exit with several gas stations to take her. I proudly proclaimed ‘Urine luck! There are plenty of places to go at this exit!’ Sadly, I only got an eye roll from my wife.
I hope I'm the first to say this about the next US presidential election. Last election left plenty of people mad, but we won't have any near sighted politicians next time, because whoever runs in 2020 will have a clear vision of the future.
Because 20/20 vision means you have perfectly good sight.
Pun on a pun: I wonder if RealClearPolitics.com will catch on.
I asked my dad to bring me a glass of water, so he pointed at my aquarium and said "you have plenty" and walked out, and now everytime I ask for water he does this
Make sure u drink plenty of milk
There are plenty of advantages to living in Switzerland...
For example, the flag is a big plus
I went to an "all-you-can-eat" buffet, but it was rubbish.
There was plenty of stuff that I can eat which wasn't there.
They have the cutest faces... Hands down!
My Italian employee is useless at labelling products
I told him plenty of times to tag a telly but he kept rushing off to the pasta aisle
My GF left me once I stopped taking her to seafood restaurants
Turns out she was only with me for my mussels
I'm under alot of pressure at work. Just trying to gauge water do next. Luckily there's plenty more jobs in the pipeline...
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Every time someone is taking a picture for my dad he hands them his iphone and says "feel free to take several, I have plenty of film."
I would like to thank the person who taught me the definition of plenty.
I’ve been offered a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I could see myself doing.
A blind man asked a doctor if there was a way to cure his blindness
The doctor said eat plenty of sea salt.
You should really consider doing a job cleaning mirrors.
It leaves plenty of time for self-reflection.
What zodiac sign always has plenty?
I called my wife from prison and there was no reception
When you’re sliding in to first and you feel your britches burst...
You should have bought a high quality denim jean with plenty of room for your legs. Those tight jeans are just not practical.
Just got a letter from March of Dimes.
Last month I got a letter from February of Nickels.
Conversation with dad after sending picture of baby elephant:
Me: I know that you love your elephants
Dad: If I could afford to get one.....
Me: Haha. I know you would. They grow up to eat a LOT though
Dad: I can see it now, Mom and I are old, can hardly see, no license. Get out the 'ol elephant and go shopping.😎
Would be plenty of room for groceries and stuff. Elephants have large trunks...
Do you know why there's now plenty of coffee in the Teacher Center?
We urned it.
Forget that 8 cup pot that only fills four real "cups".
I said to my dad 'What rhymes with orange?'
I got plenty of groans at a party I went to last night with this dadjoke.
I walked around, picking up discarded bottle caps and put them on peoples knees and would just look at them and say "...Knee Cap."
And walk away.
Make sure you get plenty of sleep tonight
Tomorrow we begin a 31 day March!
I got plenty of jokes about unemployed people,
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