What do you get when you put 50 deer and 50 female pigs in a pen together?

A hundred sows and bucks!

👍︎ 6
💬︎
👤︎ u/cjdeaton97
📅︎ Jan 14 2017
🚨︎ report
From my 7yr old daughter: Why was the pig covered in ink?

Because he lived in a pen!

So very proud!

👍︎ 12k
💬︎
👤︎ u/soaraf
📅︎ Feb 06 2021
🚨︎ report
My Brother got me good today...(be warned, it's painful)

So we were discussing the difference between a pig pen and a pigsty, and he goes:

"You know what the main difference between a pigs pen and a pigsty is?"

"What?"

"The pigs pen goes in his hand, and the pigs dye goes INSIDE the pen."

......damnit.

👍︎ 3
💬︎
📅︎ Feb 16 2016
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.