Just for the record, I need a new phonograph.
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Were you vaccinated with a phonograph needle?

Because it's been 15 minutes and you haven't stopped talking!

(This is a joke my dad said to me last night. He's 85 and in failing health so to hear him crack this joke really made me laugh & smile. Then this morning he called me saying he couldn't sleep last night because he worried the joke offended me. I told him hell no...it was hilarious! I love my dad!)

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My friend gave me Def Leppard's Greatest Hits on CD. It was a nice gesture, but I can't listen to it...

All I've got is a phonograph.

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Just for the record, I need a new phonograph.
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