I need your jokes
My gf is on her period. I have been telling her all day period puns and jokes. I am all out and i need your help
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︎ Jul 04 2020
my wife is bit much while on her period
she's ovaryacting to everything i do
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︎ Apr 19 2022
I dont know why men get weirded out by periods.
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︎ Mar 29 2022
If we're waiting for the Second Coming, does that make this God's refractory period?
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︎ May 16 2022
Where does the periodic table go on Sundays?
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︎ May 14 2022
Periodic table jokes are the best.
But only when I'm in my element.
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︎ Jan 22 2022
In my new diet I go for a prolonged period of time without eating gloves.
It's called intermitten fasting.
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︎ May 08 2022
My daughter asked me how to avoid her period when hiking, I said
Only speak in fragments, exclamations and questions
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︎ Apr 06 2022
A man recently died when a periodic table display fell on him...
The official cause of death was, "Exposure to the Elements".
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︎ Oct 23 2021
What is the best way to tell a joke about the periodic element: Fe?
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︎ Apr 14 2022
My wife just made it home with the kids in time to start her period.
Now that's what I would call, being punctual.
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︎ Apr 29 2022
An anticlimactic joke about periods
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︎ Jan 23 2022
I argued with the cashier my bill was $7.23 and not $723
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︎ Apr 25 2022
I asked my daughter if she knew how to make gold soup. When she replied no, I told her, "It's easy!"
"Just put 24 carrots in it!"
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︎ Apr 30 2022
My teenage daughter asked me if my wife ever cried over a period
i told her no, but she has been bothered by apostrophes on occasion.
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︎ Jan 21 2022
It was a white Christmas kind of day and our fenced backyard was blanketed with crystalline beauty. We let our two little puppies out the back door. Amazingly, in a short period of time the yard was peppered with small holes over the entire surface. The cause of this wasβ¦..
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︎ Feb 09 2022
Periodic table has entered the chat
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︎ Aug 22 2021
My son said "Yesterday my history teacher just talked and talked about himself for the whole period. It was the most boring class I've ever been in."
I said "That's saying a lot."
(I didn't realize I'd made a joke until a few seconds after.)
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︎ Jan 14 2022
My boss asked me to name the next 24 hour period
I worked on it a while and then called it a day.
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︎ Nov 10 2021
I ate a Pb & jelly sandwich...
Wouldn't recommend, now I've got lead poisoning.
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︎ Apr 08 2022
Today I learnt the periodic table off by heart.
You might say I was really in my element.
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︎ Dec 31 2021
Whenever my wife's on her period she has the weird thing where she phones me up and just exhales deeply..
It must be her menstrual sigh call.
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︎ Dec 04 2021
My teenage daughter was just complaining about her period.
She said its effects are so restrictive she may as well be in jail.
I told her to just be glad she's not on her semicolon because that's a sentence that doesn't end.
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︎ Jul 24 2021
What do you call two punctuation marks having sex?
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︎ May 23 2022
I tried to use "fortnight" as a password
The website said it's two week.
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︎ Feb 16 2022
What is Santa's favorite element in the periodic table?
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︎ Dec 15 2021
What has 4 letters, occasionally has 12 letters, always has 6 letters but never has 5 letters.
You realize how I put a period and not a question mark? Well read it again.
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︎ Apr 06 2022
Did you see the new film about the invention of the tampon?
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︎ Mar 30 2022
As a librarian, I don't like dealing with periodicals
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︎ Dec 01 2021
Yes, I have my period.
No, Iβm not ovary acting.
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︎ Oct 06 2021
What do girls do when they are on their period?
They ovary-act to everything
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︎ Sep 20 2021
Did you know all dogs are made up of only 3 elements?
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︎ Jan 25 2022
BREAKING NEWS: Scientists launch sneak attack on the periodic table.....
Add the element of surprise.
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︎ May 01 2021
I took my wife to a movie about a girl hitting puberty
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︎ Mar 17 2022
My wife always make a big deal out of her periods .
I'd say she is ovary-acting .
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Scientists have added a new element to the periodic table that's only found in beans
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︎ Sep 01 2021
What's the difference between Iron man and aluminum man?
Iron man stops the criminals! Aluminum man just foils their plans.
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︎ Feb 16 2022
My neighbor grabbed element 83 from my periodic table and ran out the door.
I shouted "Hey, that's not your bismuth! "
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︎ Nov 04 2021
What happens if someone slaps you at a high frequency?
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︎ Jan 21 2022
What do you give an actress who's on her period after a performance?
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︎ Oct 25 2021
I felt devastated that my girlfriend and I didn't have any chemistry together anymore
She switched classes, now we only have English
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︎ Apr 27 2022
I have to resort to science dadjokes
Because all the other good ones Argon.
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︎ Mar 17 2022
Netflix is releasing a movie about the inventor of the tampon
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︎ Jan 26 2022
I am a chemist and my wife says I talk about my work way too much
I promised Iβd only do it Periodically from now on
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︎ Mar 12 2022
If Iron is Fe in the periodic table
So does that mean Iron man is actually a Female?
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︎ May 21 2021
What's the smartest dinosaur in the Crustaceous Period?
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︎ Aug 11 2021
What did God do after he created a 24 hour period of alternating light and darkness?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
A man recently died when a periodic table display fell on him...
The official cause of death was, "Exposure to the Elements".
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︎ Jun 26 2021
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