Because they dilate...
In fact they pail in comparison
Or just a low ha?
Earth: Yes.
Mars: Thatβs pathetic.
Earth: At least I have more than you.
Mars: Stop being so salty.
It was a terrible roll model.
when he saw two pathetic-looking men by the side of the road, eating grass. He ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked the men, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have no money for food," the first man replied.
"Then you must come with me to my house," insisted the lawyer.
"But, sir, I got a wife and three kids here," said the man.
"Bring them along!" replied the lawyer.
The second man exclaimed, "I got a wife and six kids!"
"Bring them as well!", the lawyer proclaimed as he headed back to his limo.
They all climbed into the car, and once underway, one of the men expresses, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "I'm most happy to do it. You'll love my place. The grass is almost a foot tall."
Recovering and bruised, he slowly climbs the tree again, jumps and falls to the ground.
The turtle tries again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watch his pathetic efforts.
Finally, the female bird turns to her mate, βDarling, don't you think itβs time to tell him heβs adopted?"
A woman walks into a bar and takes a seat. The bartender asks what she wants to drink and her name, "Falacy" she responds despondently.
"What's got you down, Falacy?" he asks.
"I had a terrible day, my dog threw up all over my shoes this morning, got fired from my job and my car broke down on the way home. To make matters worse as I trudged over to this bar it started pouring it down with rain."
The bartender looks her up and down pitifully.
"That's pathetic, Falacy"
Most people think the main purpose of a propeller is to help keep the plane up in the air but that is not the case
It is really meant to be used to cool off the pilot
Because if the propeller stops spinning then the pilot begins to sweat
I would name it pathetic.
Me: "Did you hear about the kid that died today?"
Mom: "Aww, that's sad! What happened?"
Me: "He died of snow-verdose."
Mom: "...that was pathetic."
