Where is Atuatuca Tongrorum, the Roman capital of Civitas Tongrorum,
and Colonia Claudia Ara Agrippinensium , the Roman capital of Germania Inferior?
For Tongeren, I think it is Momalle, but not sure.
but for CCAA... I'm not sure whether it is Novaesium or Bonna...
Oh, and do anyone have recommendation for capital territory of the province of Quadia of Pannonia?
And any recommendation for THE capital for the Dacian Empire? I know Sarmizegetusa is the historical choice, but it looks like a shiXXy place for a city.
Sornus looks like one promising choice, with 25% population capacity boost, being farmland, and producing the honey.
Ziridava also looks like another promising choice, because of it being GEMSTONE FARMLAND and having many many food resources in the province.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
He’s the new temp.
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
After 30 days of siege, outnumbered and weak, I sent a message to the sky, my wounded soldiers left to die... Will they hold the wall or will the city fall?
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!
Oh God. I've been waiting half a year to write that line. And here we are.
Welcome back to the series of posts where a n00b tries to pass for a knowledgeable player. Knowledgeable : adjective. Intelligent and well informed. This, I'm not. I'm just the guy that mains every month a different civ. Mostly Arabia. Mostly 1v1. My game is mediocre. My grammar is meh. But somehow now I have some haters and some fans, and I'm a slave to my followers. So here it comes. Get ready for the battle for the plains of Pannonia.
OK Menerell, tell us everything you know about Magyar. Or everything important. Or something funny.
- The +1 melée attack thingy every time you advance an age. The one like a yellow anvil, you know.
- Cheaper light cav line. Easy to understand.
- Some castle tech that makes cav archers stronger but I didn't really use much because who likes cav archers.
The biggest con is that they have the worst economy in the game. My haters would argue that they don't need to spend resources on forging et al., but I'll reference them to Hera's video in which he says Magyar has the worst economy, and you can argue with him.
Flexibility of openings
So, being what it is, you'd thing the best option is opening scouts, right? Well, Magyar are tricky because everyone would expect you to do so, and that, by the Art of War is both an advantage and a disadvantage. You know that your opponent is expecting scouts, because they have free forging and they are cheaper. But what about m@a? They benefit from forging too. All in all, magyar get one of the best scout openings and one of the best m@a openings, benefiting from both free forging and surprise factor.
Archer line isn't that exciting, even though they get FU arbalester. Unless you can deal a lot of damage in feudal. But to be honest you can do even with Spanish or Bulgarians. But if you want to go Cavalry Archers, it's a good thing you have already your ranges up and working.
Cavalry archers or knights?
Well the thing with Magyar is, you have a lot of good military options, maybe because you won't have a great eco bonus. Knights, though, are a question of windows of opportunity. If you somehow get to Castle Age at the same time than your opp, your knights will be better immediately. That can be a
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but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
